It's all our fault!

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  1. midlifebear

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    Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgendered and your aunt Edith's neutered kitty are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE END OF THE WORLD as well as the end of the USA as it was known in the 1950s. It's true! IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!

    This is the thread to post "the truth!" To start with, James Hart, ex gay and now proud evangelical spokesperson announced on his blog site on Thursday, February 04, 2010 that a 6.0 earthquake that hit near the California coast and the snowstorm currently messing with Washington D.C. and most of the East Coast are god's response to voters and politicians who want to force same sex marriage and the gay agenda down the Red, White and Blue throats of real 'Mericuhns! He calls the latter: Snowmageddon. Get it? Snow? :smile:

    "Despite the impending catastrophes, the vast majority of Americans are ignoring the warning signs and the desperate need for this nation to return to God."

    See: The James Hartline Report: BREAKING NEWS: 6.0 EARTHQUAKE STRIKES NEAR CALIFORNIA COAST and WASHINGTON D.C. IS HIT WITH WINTER ARMAGEDDON COURTESY OF CITY'S GAY MARRIAGE LAW to read more about Hart's one-man army of good, fighting the good fight in Sandy Eggo.

    And it's all because of "godless, satan-worhsipping queers" and their homosexual agenda!

    Well, OK. I admit it. All the natural disasters happening around the world are directly related to me loving my husband and that party where we sacrificed a bunch of newborns. Damn! And I didn't think we would get caught! Honest injun, I didn't. :frown1:

    Any other "sinners" (or folks who don't like the GOP) want to confess their sins? Do it here on this thread before it's too late!
     
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    Never has it been a better time to give everyone of our straight friends a nice & thorough Gay Education.

    Take notes, you homophobes... there will be a quiz!!
     
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    Boys, what don't you understand about simple cause and effect?!
     
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    I actually have the extreme displeasure of being acquainted with this wack job from my years in San Diego. He is a publicity whore, a constant annoyance, and a literal shrieking voice of insanity railing against the LGBT community. A quick scan of his blog by even the most casual reader reveals that he also suffers from delusions of granduer. I can assure you, he has no significant following whatsoever, though he does make a lot of noise and stirs up plenty of shit.

    Here's the backstory: He was for many years the most extreme of bathhouse sluts, not that I'm judging, and tragically contracted HIV, certainly no shame in that. He then underwent 'reparative therapy' with an evangelical flavor, and has since made it his life mission to rail against the sin of homosexuality. He carries a great deal of that good ol Catholic guilt, and I would venture to guess he's motivated by a desire to wreak vengance, primarily on homosexuals for creating perverse temptation and infecting him, though his fury extends to all sorts of 'adult entertainment' businesses.

    Guilt? Jealousy? Sexual repression? Overcompensation in the extreme? A desperate desire to get right with God? I'm not his therapist, make your own speculations. Perhaps he is driven to eliminate all temptation by eliminating all homosexuals. What he has against lesbians I cannot say. This is one twisted sister, and were he not so strident and destructive I might pity him. He is a wild stirrer of pots, and he has managed to raise the debate on LGBT issues to a ridiculous level. By creating hysteria and inciting opposition, he has no doubt slowed down progress. Were his God a merciful God, he would have been struck down long ago, putting him and the rest of us out of misery.

    Sorry if that sounds harsh, but I have had to face this creature down on many occasions. If you could do that and recommend less, you are a better person than I.

    I thought these items from his blog were kinda interesting:

    Who Started All of This Trouble? How My Speech Triggered the Prop. 8 Campaign to stop gay marriage in California. I did not know that. um, can you spell 'grandiose delusion'?

    "Drag queens, porn producers, gay bathhouse owners & disgraced mayors. I'll take categories of donors to Toni Atkins campaign for $100" nuff said.

    That's as far as I got before I had to close that window. I actually worked several successful campaigns starting in 1990 for Councilmember Atkins and her predecessor, the first openly gay Councilmember, now State Senator Christine Kehoe, both lesbians and progressive high-minded civil servants. Also years of activism on a variety of LGBT and HIV issues, so I knows what I'se talkin bout. It weren't pretty.

    BTW: 'Disgraced' moderate Republican mayor Jerry Sanders had the courage to reverse position and come out in support of the LGBT community in a tearful public mea culpa with his lesbian daughter at his side. He infuriated the party base who put him in office, hence the 'disgrace', and has since become a strong supporter and close ally of the community. There are some decent folks in the R camp after all, take note.

    Thanks for letting me vent. My tummy feels better now.
     
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    Well, thank the forces of the Universe. At least my aunt Edith's poor kitty if off the hook for the these "end of times." Thanks Sir Maxcox of the gigantic penis.
     
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    Starbrite was right. You are dropping acid, aren't you?








    And now I'm blushing.

    And who's aunt is she anyway?
     
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    Sadly, haven't been able to get my hands on the real stuff (only took pharmaceutical grade) since 1972 when it was still legal. And it was so pleasant . . . sigh.

    Nope. Just a combination of being tired and too lazy to zoom in on my giant MacBook Pro screen. Twelve-point Helvetica tends to look more like four point Universe -- from across the room. It happens.
     
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    I was contentious with another LPSG poster today. :(
     
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    The Squeeze and I had marathon sex for five hours and our "sinful acts" most likely kiiled hundreds of unborn baby gay whales and caused at least three tornados that wiped out as many trailer courts.
     
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