It's beautiful to be a man

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_henry miller, Jan 27, 2008.

  1. B_henry miller

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    Yeah, I'm a little drunk, so sue me. Anyway, I'm watching a documentary on Nostradamus and they mention that he was around during the time of Michelangelo, and then they show a shot of "David." I was in awe. Sorry ladies, but being a man is the most incredible thing you can be. LOL. :biggrin1: I love women, but being a man is the best!
     
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    No it isn't :)

    The Venus de Milo hasn't even got any arms and she looks alright.
     
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    LOL. Yes it is. (You're still really hot, though.)
     
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    I love drunk posting.
     
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    LOL. :biggrin1: But will you love me in the morning?
     
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    It has to be really boring being a man, the choice they have in clothes is appalling, they have boring hobbies like trains, model railways, they're not allowed to cry without being judged, their cock is in control of them - and they can't resist making drunken posts on the net :)
     
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    Yeah, like women don't make drunk posts. :tongue: And how goddamn boring would it be to have to put on makeup all the time and, I don't know... it just seems like it would be a hassle to be woman, always coordinating clothes and stuff. And having a penis is the best thing in the world, lol. :biggrin1: That's why women envy it so much! :cool:
     
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    Don't blame us! You women invented men as walking sperm packets so you could have reproductive choice. We're your invention.

     
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    Putting make up on is fun, and penis envy is a silly theory, Freud missed the obvious that breasts are on display all the time and the penis is hidden away, therefore breast envy is the theory he should have espoused - how many times have you heard a man saying 'if I had tits I'd never go out', I've yet to hear a woman (except me) say 'if I had a cock I'd stay in the house 24/7 pulling it' :)

    We love you all despite your love of toys and your dicks Jason.
     
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    Um. Yeah. Totally. (Whatever.)

     
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    Uh-oh. Now I'm getting confused. The thought of you having a penis and pulling on it all day turns me on. lol. :biggrin1: (just kidding)

     
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    There's a shortage of hermaphrodites on this site :)
     
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    Best toy ever (I mean men generally, not you specifically Jason, though I'm sure you are an excellent plaything :smile:)

    You can add my name to that list - but I'm also happy to stay in 24/7 playing with (a certain) cock even though it's not attached to me.

    I should imagine being a man is a beautiful thing - so is being a woman - ideally I'd like to spend time as both, but I don't have that choice.
     
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    I wouldn't mind being a man for a day just to see what it's like but I'm fairly certain I wouldn't choose to remain a man, there are so many things about being a woman I know I'd miss within a few hours.
     
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    no shit! :)
     
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    I'd love being a woman for three weeks, but....

    There really are days I wake up feeling so happy I'm a man. I love having a cock and balls and being hairy and playing and being strong.

    The only part I don't like are the testosterone rushes. Before I knew about masturbation there would be nights I'd lie awake in bed just so unbelievably horny that it hurt. My mind just filled with sexual thoughts of all kinds, my cock would be painfully hard, dripping precum all over and there was just no relief.
    Even now I get them though they don't last as long or are as intense. There were nights I literally cried it was so bad. Male puberty SUCKS!!!!
     
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    Women get that too Jason, but without the painfully hard cock, it's like a churning sickly almost faint feeling of horniness.
     
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    I love and I hate that.

    You get so fucking horny you feel like you're gonna fuck the first woman you see to death, and you want to. But the logical part of your brain has to fight off that urge. It's awesome but a huge pain in the ass at the same time.
     
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    Possibly a stupid question but what's the difference between when your cocks hard and when it's soft, how does it feel, can you tell beforehand that it's going to get hard?
     
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    It's really weird, but for me having an erection puts me in a different state of mind, like an altered state of consciousness.
     
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