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Naked boobs aren't noble.

Look at Delacroix's Liberty Leading the People and say that again.

Alright, I'll give you Lady Godiva. Otherwise...no. They're not boobs, they're not tits, not even breasts. They're bosoms and no one ever refers to them.

No one ever refers to them? Sorry - did I miss a context or something?

No, you should just play with yourselves. I like the idea of women fingering themselves.

We do that constantly, it's why we take such a long time to type anything :)

Where do you think I've been for the last 20 minutes?

On the writing I don't think being horny makes a writer any more likely to churn out works of art any more than being in any other state of need, the struggling writer in a garret could be suffering from the horn or just plain hunger.

Actually the artists, writers and musicians I've fucked have been hornier than most of the non-artistic guys I've fucked. IT professionals have to be the biggest horn-dogs though... dunno why.
 

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I know Delacroix and I know La Liberte Giudant Le Peuple. My comment was couched in Tolkien's Edwardian sensibility. The reference you questioned was to Heinlein's The Number of the Beast which contained the reference to bosoms.
 

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I don't think being wet equates to a hard dick, we can be horny without being thigh soakingly wet.
Well, SP, you girls can be mildly horny. We boys can't. We're hard, or we ain't. (Notwithstanding ED issues, of course)

And once you're hard, the hose has left the gate, as it were. It takes considerable self-control to get the horse back into the barn, as it were.
 

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What does it feel like for a male to be horny? I agree with Jason, Hardcock and Henry.

I can feel the air rush into my lungs. Smells smell stronger. I see better. I notice details in people and places that I never saw before. Things become interesting. I balk at the phrase "spidey senses", but that's pretty much what it's like.

Have you noticed that horny men make the best writers. They're more engaged with the world. (Is that why you chose your handle, Henry?)

Can you tell when it's going to get hard? Yes. Mine gets hard every three minutes. I use it to boil eggs.

Sorry, SpoiledPrincess, that's a joke. In fact, you can only predict when it's going to get hard to the extent that you can predict where your eyes and thoughts will wander. My dear old subconscious, bless it, stays alert to anything sexual, whether it be inside my head or before my eyes. It's arousal radar. And a stiff dick is the blip on the screen that shows it found something.

Women have hormones, too, and are just as constantly horny? So, you're wet every three minutes? Do tell...

I think princess was meaning can we feel the difference in our cock as it is getting harder.

Spoiled, as soon as my brain sends the signal for my man to rise I know he is rising the first extra mililitre of blood that goes into him.
I know I have a hard on coming while Im still soft but there is nothing I can do about it except rearrange while I still can if needed.
 

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They do have a mind of their own. There's little control possible. Your cock will get hard when it feels like it. It can be anywhere, anytime and it's awful when you're young and find yourself looking at a picture of your sainted grandmother and BAM! you're hard as a rock! How did my grandmother get me hard??? FUCK I'M A PERV!!!!

Of course she didn't. It's just your balls cranking out loads of testosterone at that point in time. Until you dissociate spontaneous erections from context, it's horrible. I wish upon everything I had been told that. I say, I have a son someday and damn straight sure I'm telling him all about this stuff. It's not just the nuts and bolts and, "strange feelings," they talk about in health class.
 

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Well, SP, you girls can be mildly horny. We boys can't. We're hard, or we ain't. (Notwithstanding ED issues, of course)

And once you're hard, the hose has left the gate, as it were. It takes considerable self-control to get the horse back into the barn, as it were.

Well now, not having a cock I'm clearly not the authority, but is that really true?

I've had several (male) partners say there are different levels of horniness - they can be very turned on but only have a semi (until there is direct stimulation) - admittedly that's often during 'after-play' (before it turns back into foreplay :biggrin1:) - but not exclusively. They also say they can be turned on (have a tingley feeling, whatever) without actually being hard. Maybe you just don't define that 'pre hard / post hard tingle' as horny?

Anyone with a cock like to chime in on this?
 

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No, you should just play with yourselves. I like the idea of women fingering themselves.
Then you would love the sounds I sometimes make when I finger myself. :wink:

Actually the artists, writers and musicians I've fucked have been hornier than most of the non-artistic guys I've fucked. IT professionals have to be the biggest horn-dogs though... dunno why.
Maybe because they work in such a rigidly structured environment. :confused:

I think princess was meaning can we feel the difference in our cock as it is getting harder.

Spoiled, as soon as my brain sends the signal for my man to rise I know he is rising the first extra mililitre of blood that goes into him. I know I have a hard on coming while Im still soft but there is nothing I can do about it except rearrange while I still can if needed.
Seriously, you can't just think of Bea Arthur naked or your parents in leather gear? :confused: Does every erection even an accidental one have to end with you cumming? :confused:

They do have a mind of their own. There's little control possible. Your cock will get hard when it feels like it. It can be anywhere, anytime and it's awful when you're young and find yourself looking at a picture of your sainted grandmother and BAM! you're hard as a rock! How did my grandmother get me hard??? FUCK I'M A PERV!!!! ROTFLMAO :biggrin1:

Of course she didn't. It's just your balls cranking out loads of testosterone at that point in time. Until you dissociate spontaneous erections from context, it's horrible. I wish upon everything I had been told that. I say, I have a son someday and damn straight sure I'm telling him all about this stuff. It's not just the nuts and bolts and, "strange feelings," they talk about in health class. Oh there's lots of stuff mothers never tell daughters either, trust me on that! :cool:
 

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When it is humid out, my cock will hang lower. And when it brushes agaist my thigh in my jeans I will get this huge hardon.

So in a way, I can turn myself on. And it's when you can't jerk off that you are hornier, because it will take forever for that boner to die off. I've had my hardon throb in my pants for ungodly ammounts of time, and it won't go away. With every throb it just gets harder and more intense.

Please, women, when you see I have this engorged piece of meat in my jeans, please relieve me. I know you will get enjoyment out of it and we will both be doing each other a service.
 

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oo yes being a woman would be so much fun..NOT! Mood swings, you get bitchy for no dam reason and once a month your brains fall out, mmmmmm sure wish i was a woman! Yes women have alot of really nice clothes to choose from but there is more to life than clothes.
 

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oo yes being a woman would be so much fun..NOT! Mood swings, you get bitchy for no dam reason and once a month your brains fall out, mmmmmm sure wish i was a woman! Yes women have alot of really nice clothes to choose from but there is more to life than clothes.

WTF?!? :confused::mad::rolleyes: You think our brains fall out, yet you can't spell 'damn', use proper punctuation or capitalize the appropriate words.
 

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Well now, not having a cock I'm clearly not the authority, but is that really true?

I've had several (male) partners say there are different levels of horniness - they can be very turned on but only have a semi (until there is direct stimulation) - admittedly that's often during 'after-play' (before it turns back into foreplay :biggrin1:) - but not exclusively. They also say they can be turned on (have a tingley feeling, whatever) without actually being hard. Maybe you just don't define that 'pre hard / post hard tingle' as horny?

Anyone with a cock like to chime in on this?
In my experience, and the experience of others with whom I have been intimate, most "semis" are either on their way up, or on their way down. If your guys can feel turned-on without a hard-on, I congratulate them. They're a different species of man from the ones I know, including myself. Just MHO.