it's because of your penis size!

[Mule]

Thanks for this thread Dolfy, but I already knew that.

 

[dolfette]

Thanks for this thread Dolfy, but I already knew that.

your penis told you.

 

[WolvesInTheThroneRoom]

Like wolves in Odin's throne room, women lay at my feet, begging for the great penis hammer

 

[Countryguy63]

(Oh, and to the thread/post Nazis doing the rounds and jumping down everyone's throats lately, not one part of this post is serious so put away your stakes and work on that sense of humour )

Dammit Dirk,

I was hoping it was all serious and true, just so my penis could say that it was on the same site as your penis. Now what am I going to use to get the womenfolk???

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Or do they only want me for my perfectly sculpted, Michaelangelo's David of a penis?

Hmmm.
What should I tell Dirk about David?

 

[DragonPenis]

Indeed my penis is the cause of world wars.

 

[Countryguy63]

Indeed my penis is the cause of world wars.

NO, NO, NO!! Your penis is the cause of many knights losing their life..:wink:

 

[Moez???]

Why does my penis exist? Is it because of my penis? Let's get metapenisicle here. Does someone else's penis exist because of my penis? does one's penis size effect the same one's penis size?

I like to say my penis is as long as 2 of my penises. is that because of my penis?

 

[DragonPenis]

NO, NO, NO!! Your penis is the cause of many knights losing their life..:wink:

ahaha yes indeed it is. My penis has slain many pussy crusaders attempting to slay it.

 

[dirk2d]

Hmmm.
What should I tell Dirk about David?

That's why I said Michaelangelo's David of a penis, not Micaelangelo's David's penis. Your penis made you skim read my post didn't it? Read again my friend but try not to let your penis's do the reading for you. The penis is the root of all evil!

 

[Symphonic]

The real questions are do all the other members of LPSG have a large penis because I have a large penis, and is my penis large because my penis is large?

 

[D_Drew Peacock]

Dolfette, I really appreciate you making my life's story all clear, understandable, and logical. I suspected, but never actually knew that it was all because of my great big penis.

Such a relief. Thank you again. Whew.

 

[Symphonic]

Dolfette exists because of my penis. That gives me a sense of satisfaction.

 

[dirk2d]

i feel your pain, dirk, for i have massive titties...

ps. omg! i love you! omg! i want your babies!!

*Sigh* Just another pair of massive titties that can't see past my beautiful penis. Mmmm, massive titties, om nom nom nom *drool*. Wait, what is that in the back ground? There appears to be a woman attached to those massive titties. It can't be! Why didn't I see that before? Of course, my penis clouded my vision!

If it weren't for this thread bringing the overbearing power of my penis to my attention I would never had noticed. Why must my penis meddle in my life like that? Or is it me that's meddling in my penis's life? HELP!

Dammit Dirk,

I was hoping it was all serious and true, just so my penis could say that it was on the same site as your penis. Now what am I going to use to get the womenfolk???

I wasn't serious but my penis was, that should help once word gets around, now sit back and watch the vagina roll in.

 

[Wish-4-8]

My balls are getting jealous. The penis is getting all the credit!

My balls asked me, "Wasnt it us who gave you the courage to stand up for yourself?. Arent we the ones who get you through the tough shit?"

How do I cheer them up?:frown1:

P.S. My penis likes Dolfette's avatars. It proudly sends her a salute and stands at attention. :wink::redface:

 

[modest123]

We should form our own colony. We'll call it a "penis colony"

 

[D_Drew Peacock]

Perhaps it should be called a penile colony. Or if we put it on an island, it could be a pen-isle colony.

My penis led me into temptation and made me a ward of the penile penal system. My balls had to go along and resented the chain they were attached to. All this because of a chain of events set in motion by someone who complimented my penis. Never listen to someone who claims to adore your penis, it is nothing but trouble. Better to stick with the one who ignores it. Much safer. It avoids the need for a whole lot of "peenance."

 

[dolfette]

your penis makes me create funny threads.

 

[cameltoelover]

Hey dolfette, you're thinking about my penis right now, aren't you?

 

[D_Drew Peacock]

Who's? Not mine I am sure! Naah, that must be due to one of the really big ones. Mine doesn't have THAT much power. Besides, that would be credit and not blame and my penis specializes in blame.

your penis makes me create funny threads.