B_ILIW
Sexy Member
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2009
- Posts
- 1,418
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- Likes
- 33
- Points
- 73
- Location
- Birmingham, UK
- Sexuality
- 99% Straight, 1% Gay
- Gender
- Male
Worried why the police officer gave you a ticket wrongfully? He's jealous of your penis.
Confused why the waiter was rude? He's got dick envy.
The teenage kids that egged your car? Jealously of your penis.
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Confused why the waiter was rude? He's got dick envy.
The teenage kids that egged your car? Jealously of your penis.
Want to know why your neighbour's dog craps on your lawn? He thinks if he were human, he'd want a penis like yours.