"its because women are too complicated".......

bigdog83

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some co-workers told me joking/flirting around today..........i think

women anit hard to understand........ill say this in womens terms, most guys dont have the fuckin balls to understand women, and they give in/up too easy.

in guys terms.......women are the most sensitive creatures alive........they just need to be "petted" and cared for.


this is my take on this comment anyway.
 

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Having taken a few moments to decipher the OP I still have no idea why you felt the need to actually start a thread about it.

Are you trying to get feedback on your punctuation and grammar? It's shite.

Any help to you?
 

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Having taken a few moments to decipher the OP I still have no idea why you felt the need to actually start a thread about it.

Are you trying to get feedback on your punctuation and grammar? It's shite.

Any help to you?


HHHAAA HHHAAA !!!

HIGGINS
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags!
[To Pickering]
Pickering, why can't a woman be more like a man?
PICKERING
Hmm?
HIGGINS
Yes...
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic'ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can't a woman be like that?
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?
PICKERING
Of course not!
HIGGINS
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
PICKERING
Nonsense.
HIGGINS
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
PICKERING
Never.
HIGGINS
Well, why can't a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can't a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
PICKERING
Of course not!
HIGGINS
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
PICKERING
Nonsense.
HIGGINS
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
PICKERING
Never.
HIGGINS
Well, why can't a woman be like us?
 

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Having taken a few moments to decipher the OP I still have no idea why you felt the need to actually start a thread about it.

Are you trying to get feedback on your punctuation and grammar? It's shite.

Any help to you?

yayaya, i made this thread to get everyone's take on their reasoning to the statment when someoen says the opposite sex is complicated.
 

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Uh huh?
What? You "made this thread to get everyone's take on their reasoning to the
statment [sic] when someoene [sic] says the opposite sex is complicated".
Again I say....
Huh?
What?
Love that song kiltedong!
C.B.:saevil: