"its because women are too complicated".......

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by bigdog83, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. bigdog83

    bigdog83 Member

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    some co-workers told me joking/flirting around today..........i think

    women anit hard to understand........ill say this in womens terms, most guys dont have the fuckin balls to understand women, and they give in/up too easy.

    in guys terms.......women are the most sensitive creatures alive........they just need to be "petted" and cared for.


    this is my take on this comment anyway.
     
  2. B_FruitFly

    B_FruitFly New Member

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    I dont think men are the monsters women make them out to be, I also doubt women are as emetionaly relaiable as men make them out to be.
     
  3. ManlyBanisters

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    Having taken a few moments to decipher the OP I still have no idea why you felt the need to actually start a thread about it.

    Are you trying to get feedback on your punctuation and grammar? It's shite.

    Any help to you?
     
  4. kilteddong

    kilteddong New Member

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    HHHAAA HHHAAA !!!

    HIGGINS
    Women are irrational, that's all there is to that!
    There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
    They're nothing but exasperating, irritating,
    vacillating, calculating, agitating,
    Maddening and infuriating hags!
    [To Pickering]
    Pickering, why can't a woman be more like a man?
    PICKERING
    Hmm?
    HIGGINS
    Yes...
    Why can't a woman be more like a man?
    Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
    Eternally noble, historic'ly fair;
    Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
    Well, why can't a woman be like that?
    Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
    Can't a woman learn to use her head?
    Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?
    Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
    Why can't a woman take after a man?
    Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
    Whenever you are with them, you're always at ease.
    Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?
    PICKERING
    Of course not!
    HIGGINS
    Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
    PICKERING
    Nonsense.
    HIGGINS
    Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
    PICKERING
    Never.
    HIGGINS
    Well, why can't a woman be like you?
    One man in a million may shout a bit.
    Now and then there's one with slight defects;
    One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
    But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
    Why can't a woman take after like a man?
    Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
    A better companion you never will find.
    If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
    PICKERING
    Of course not!
    HIGGINS
    If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
    PICKERING
    Nonsense.
    HIGGINS
    Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
    PICKERING
    Never.
    HIGGINS
    Well, why can't a woman be like us?
     
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    If you don't understand...ask more questions.
     
  6. bigdog83

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    yayaya, i made this thread to get everyone's take on their reasoning to the statment when someoen says the opposite sex is complicated.
     
  7. bbblowme

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    can't we all just get along..............
     
  8. B_cigarbabe

    B_cigarbabe New Member

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    Uh huh?
    What? You "made this thread to get everyone's take on their reasoning to the
    statment [sic] when someoene [sic] says the opposite sex is complicated".
    Again I say....
    Huh?
    What?
    Love that song kiltedong!
    C.B.:saevil:
     
  9. B_cigarbabe

    B_cigarbabe New Member

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    Uh no blow me!:tongue:
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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