It's great to be a guy/girl...because....

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  1. HamYai

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    I'm a guy and I've got loads of reasons why it's great to be a guy but I'll start wiv...

    'Cuz guys get better looking as they get older, whereas.......

    My lady says it's great to be a girl....

    'Cuz she gets to keep half my wealth if we ever split up (I'm fkn serious - she actually put that down as her first reason of why it's good to be a girl):eek:

    So why is it good to be a guy or a girl?
     
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    Having a penis
    Not having to menstrate
    Being able to pee standing up
    Having the world as my bathroom lol
    Not having to worry about whether or not I smell lol
    Being the one that gets called on whenever something big or heavy needs to be moved (double edged sword there lol)
    Being able to walk around everywhere without having to wear a shirt

    If I think of any more I'll post em
     
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    I love being a guy because being a guy rocks! lol
     
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    The world would be a much better place if we could all spend half the year as a female and half as a male!
     
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    LMAO!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    It's great to be guy, as if someone offends you, you can beat the shit out of him and no one will take it strange or problematic in any sense...
     
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    I've beat an ass or two in my day and it rocks being able to do so as a girl because it is extremely unexpected. :biggrin1:
     
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    THAT'S MY GIRL :) bRAVO, LOL
     
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    It's great to be a guy, because i can be gay....

    you have be a guy first, than a gay...
     
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    it's great to be a guy because:

    having a dick is THE BEST...
    I can never get pregnant...
    no periods to worry about...
    I'm not EXPECTED to be a caregiver...
    not that I condone this, but I generally get paid more than a woman for doing the same job...
    I don't catch hell or get talked about if my house isn't spotless...
     
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    I grew up with four sisters, so I learned a long time ago how great it is to be a guy.

    - no makeup
    - haircuts are cheaper
    - clothes don't go out of fashion so quickly
    - can sleep in later because it doesn't take so long to get ready in the morning
     
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    it's great being a woman because we...

    have breasts, hips, ass, and curves
    are always going to look better and smell better no matter what
    don't have to be concerned about vagina envy like penis envy
    can have multiple orgasms
    are better and more believable at lying and manipulating
    get to shop at victoria's secret and buy pretty bras and underwear
    never have to pay for dates
    have men open doors and pull out chairs/give up their seats
    are better at getting people to do things we want
    still look sexy when we're hot and sweaty
    never run out of excuses
    are better at aruging
    don't have to worry about a shortage of men
    often get to cut in front of long lines
    aren't hairy
    don't have to adjust our genitals 20 times a day
    can masturbate more in one day than men
    can get laid anytime we want with anyone we want
     
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    hmm

    I've no doubt this is true for you, but not necessarily for women in general.
     
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    He was being serious. Definitive gender sux. I'm not whacking marley jr. off anytime soon but the separation of both gender characteristics in people has caused a mountain of problems.

    Any woman with the proper, emm, devices, can get laid.
     
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    BEST post ever!!! love a lady thats badass. :wink:
     
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    Those two bolded items may just be why you're single dude. :cool:

    :lmao: So have I, and you're right the element of shock and awe is priceless.
     
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    lol....notice I didn't say that I did use the world as my bathroom (only in desperate situations, or when out camping or enjoying other outdoor activites), nor did I say that I did smell lol.

    I'm actually anal retentive about body smells and all. I wish I could find a way to stay fresh and clean all day and night long. The only time when I like to smell sweaty is after a session of rigerous exercise, sex, or hard manual labor. Other than those times, I like to smell all clean. :tongue:
     
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    I am SO glad I'm a man:

    1. I like having a penis.
    2. I don't have to menstruate...that sounds like some pretty annoying stuff.
    3. I don't have to get pregnant!!! NO WAY IN HELL I'm pushing some 7-8 pound thing out of me. NOR letting it live inside me for nine months without paying rent kicking and grabbing on shit...no way.
    4. It's a patriarchal society, so I don't have to deal with the unfair bullshit that women have to go through from their male counterparts.
    5. Sports...how could I go without football?!!? HOW?!?!
    6. I don't think I would EVER enjoy having some dude on top of me digging for gold inside my giney. I TOTALLY enjoy being the fucker, not the fucked.
    7. Men are dogs...so being a woman would mean having to deal with assholes instead of just being friends with them
    8. I have a penis.
     
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    NJT, are you from Jersey or GA or somewhere else entirely???
     
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    It's great to be a guy so that I can be the bf of my stunningly beautiful and ravishingly sexy gf. WOW that rocks man.
     
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