It's not all about YOU

marleyisalegend

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you think it's all about you?? oprah isn't going to be happy about this. and it's been scientifically proven that oprah's anger is the true cause of the gas shortage, global warming, and britney spears failing career. she's on her way to the ATM, something about buying you, making you work at her studio, i dunno. i just know its all about the big O
 

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how dare you speak of the big O in such a way, you have no idea who you're messing with. *pages doctor phil, mike tyson and oj simpson. grabs baseball bat and heads out the door*
 

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calls president bush.....

ring....ring.....ring....

bush:hello
marley:bush, i found a terrorist
bush:really? that's great, terrorism poses a threat to all 59 states.
marley:his name is jason. i'm going to need a tank, some krispy kreme donuts and a pack of trojan xxl's. okay okay just the xl's. okay okay just give me a thimbal. meet at the same place where i usually sell you coke, be there are 0 hundred hours.
bush: 0 hundred hours? i can't go back in time. just meet me there at 12.

*hangs up phone and bashes head on the wall cuz we voted for this guy twice*