It's Not All Cake And Pie...

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Man is stood outside a shop and sees a sign that reads 'Pies 50p, wanks* £1'. He walks into the shop and says to the girl behind the counter, "You the girl that gives the wanks for a pound?".
"Yes."



"Well wash your fuckin hands then, I want a pie!"

:biggrin1:

*Wank = handjob/jacking someone off.

 

[MattBrick]

I'm not getting the joke ??

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

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What'm I missing about this joke?​

 

[DaveyR]

Nice one. Hilarious.:biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

Translation for the confused:

A dude is stood outside a pie house and sees a sign that reads:

Pies --- 50 cents
Hand jobs --- 1 dollar

He mooches into the pie house and says to the dudette behind the counter:
"Like, are you the girl who gives hand jobs for one dollar?"
"Yes."

"Well wash your fuckin' hands already, because sister, ah wants me a pie!"

 

[earllogjam]

British humor...

Benny Hill anyone?

 

[jeff black]

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What'm I missing about this joke?​

Well, a male walks into a bakery and wants pie but doesn't want the girl who jerks the guys off to make him a pie without washing her hands first.

Get it....? He's afraid she has CUM on her hands. :biggrin1::biggrin1: Get it now? He doesn't want to eat another man's sperm!!!:biggrin1::tongue::biggrin1:

(I'm only teasing, dude)

 

[DaveyR]

Well, a homophobic male walks into a bakery and wants pie but doesn't want the girl who jerks the guys off to make him a pie without washing her hands first.

Get it....? He's afraid she has CUM on her hands. :biggrin1::biggrin1: Get it now? He doesn't want to eat another man's sperm!!!:biggrin1::tongue::biggrin1:

(I'm only teasing, dude)

Surely it would be better to pay her NOT to wash her hands :biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

Well, a homophobic male...

I always ask the guy at my local bakery to get the sperm off his hands before he serves me. Do I automatically get to be homophobic as well, because if so, someone really shoulda told me it was a two-for-one offer.

 

[jeff black]

Surely it would be better to pay her NOT to wash her hands :biggrin1:

Why am I paying for a wank session anyways? Wouldn't it be easier to just take a few minutes and give myself a little wanky panky?:biggrin1:

I always ask the guy at my local bakery to get the sperm off his hands before he serves me. Do I automatically get to be homophobic as well, because if so, someone really shoulda told me it was a two-for-one offer.

Let's chalk that up to another LOVELY Jeff Black error. I was going one way, rubbed most of it out and then forgot to erase the last bit.:frown1:

 

[D_alex8]

I was going one way, rubbed most of it out and then forgot to erase the last bit.:frown1:

There are way too many people rubbing one out on this thread already, without you adding to the problem.

 

[joybunny]

Very funny! Oh, and I love Benny Hill. He was hilarious! RIP

 

[DaveyR]

There are way too many people rubbing one out on this thread already, without you adding to the problem.

And on many other threads too :wink:

 

[Pecker]

That sure is cheap pie.

BTW - what's it topped with?

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Can I get the address to this place? It would be cool to eat pie and get a handjob at the same time...you can't beat the price (hah)...I thought this was funny!!!

 

[prince_will]

lol...at this point, i would rather have one of Mrs. Lovett's pies before going down there.