It's Not All Cake And Pie...

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  1. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    Man is stood outside a shop and sees a sign that reads 'Pies 50p, wanks* £1'. He walks into the shop and says to the girl behind the counter, "You the girl that gives the wanks for a pound?".
    "Yes."



    "Well wash your fuckin hands then, I want a pie!"

    :biggrin1:

    *Wank = handjob/jacking someone off.
     
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    I'm not getting the joke ??
     
  3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    What'm I missing about this joke?
     
  4. DaveyR

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    Nice one. Hilarious.:biggrin1:
     
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    Translation for the confused:

    A dude is stood outside a pie house and sees a sign that reads:

    Pies --- 50 cents
    Hand jobs --- 1 dollar

    He mooches into the pie house and says to the dudette behind the counter:
    "Like, are you the girl who gives hand jobs for one dollar?"
    "Yes."

    "Well wash your fuckin' hands already, because sister, ah wants me a pie!"

    :rolleyes:
     
  6. earllogjam

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    British humor...:rolleyes:

    Benny Hill anyone?
     
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    Well, a male walks into a bakery and wants pie but doesn't want the girl who jerks the guys off to make him a pie without washing her hands first.

    Get it....? He's afraid she has CUM on her hands. :biggrin1::rolleyes::biggrin1::rolleyes: Get it now? He doesn't want to eat another man's sperm!!!:biggrin1::tongue::rolleyes::biggrin1:

    (I'm only teasing, dude)
     
  8. DaveyR

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    Surely it would be better to pay her NOT to wash her hands :biggrin1:
     
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    I always ask the guy at my local bakery to get the sperm off his hands before he serves me. Do I automatically get to be homophobic as well, because if so, someone really shoulda told me it was a two-for-one offer.
     
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    Why am I paying for a wank session anyways? Wouldn't it be easier to just take a few minutes and give myself a little wanky panky?:biggrin1:


    Let's chalk that up to another LOVELY Jeff Black error. I was going one way, rubbed most of it out and then forgot to erase the last bit.:frown1:
     
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    There are way too many people rubbing one out on this thread already, without you adding to the problem. :rolleyes:
     
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    Very funny! Oh, and I love Benny Hill. He was hilarious! RIP
     
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    And on many other threads too :wink:
     
  14. Pecker

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    That sure is cheap pie.

    BTW - what's it topped with?
     
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    Can I get the address to this place? It would be cool to eat pie and get a handjob at the same time...you can't beat the price (hah)...I thought this was funny!!!
     
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    lol...at this point, i would rather have one of Mrs. Lovett's pies before going down there.
     
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