It's not that bad

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Consider this the please Alex8 thread except I'm not alex8:wink:. I've bit my lip more than a few times about bashing short guys, hairy, skinny, small (in the package department) it's time to stand up for the little guy. Since when has bigger ALWAYS been better?

Send me a flaw. chances are you find it disgusting but "It's not that bad.":cool:
 

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Bryan_Lyte2 said:
Consider this the please Alex8 thread except I'm not alex8:wink:. I've bit my lip more than a few times about bashing short guys, hairy, skinny, small (in the package department) it's time to stand up for the little guy. Since when has bigger ALWAYS been better?

Send me a flaw. chances are you find it disgusting but "It's not that bad.":cool:
HEY! I'm short, hairy, and small! I resemble those remarks! :tongue:
 

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novice_btm said:
HEY! I'm short, hairy, and small! I resemble those remarks! :tongue:

You're also fucking sexy, if I'm allowed to chime in on a thread that is apparently related to me but not mine. :rolleyes:
 

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novice_btm said:
HEY! I'm short, hairy, and small! I resemble those remarks! :tongue:
Three very underestimated qualities. Short guys are easily more sexy than tall guys, don't take me too literal though because some tall guys are hot, but I thinkg short men are king. Hair is a sign of masculinity, weather it be hair long enough to run fingers through or simply stuble. I'll bet most hairless mamals haven't had the pleasure of feeling theire hairs stand on end or felt contact so close as to touch the hair but not the body *swoons*. Small? are you shure you are small? Ask someone who's seen it if it is small? you might be surprised, besides there are plenty of people who like to take the threat of a big one out of a situation, I personaly prefer a guy be small so that My little ass dosen't get flipped over and emasculated by a whopper, If it were to happen with a little guy, I'd like to think he'd do less damage (least likely but a guy can hope).

Above all you have better qualities, that hieghten your sexuality including your inteligence, and that awesome butt *swoons again*.:cool:
 

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tallguypns said:
Truth is, in most cases, anyone that doesn't fit the Hollywood/Madison Ave ideal of human form is going to take crap for not being perfect. Thanks for standing up for us "little" guys.
Hey, but you're tall, and big in the Hollywood/Madison Ave. way of thinking. Maybe you mean "little" in the San Fernando Valley way of thinking? :tongue:

EDIT: San Fernando Valley, being the porn capital. :wink:
 

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tallguypns said:
take crap for not being perfect.

Nothing is more tedious and boring than perfection. It's only through our 'flaws' that we become individuals with unique qualities as opposed to shallow surface creations that require copious plastic surgery, $400-a-throw make-up jobs, tailor-made clothing and careful lighting to add more linear contours, as well as any amount of airbrushing and retouching on top of that. :rolleyes: Hollywood people are far more interesting in the flesh with their flaws on show than after they've been reduced to idealized representations on the screen.
 

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Matthew said:
I'm not perfect, but I'm perfect for you [/grace jones]

She's only perfect if she promises to bitch-slap me in the bedroom and to retain at least a hint of gender-ambiguity. Otherwise, I'm outta there. :rolleyes:
 

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novice_btm said:
Hey, but you're tall, and big in the Hollywood/Madison Ave. way of thinking. Maybe you mean "little" in the San Fernando Valley way of thinking? :tongue:

EDIT: San Fernando Valley, being the porn capital. :wink:

Well I was referring to some of my other imperfections as well. Like losing my hair in one place and having too much everywhere else and being overweight come to mind.
 

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What is short, really? Next to the guy who is over six feet, I'm short. Next to a pygmy or a "little person," I'm tall. What's big? Comparing myself to the guys in the locker room, I'm pretty big in the cock dept. Comparing myself to the guys on LPSG, my nickname should be pee wee (or maybe wee pee pee?).

I'm above average in looks, but I'm also above what I'm supposed to be in the weight department. I'm smart, but I know smarter people. I'm talented, but I know those more talented.

Reality and an appreciation for the idiosyncrisies of life is a major aphrodesiac, I say.
 

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tallguypns said:
Well I was referring to some of my other imperfections as well. Like losing my hair in one place and having too much everywhere else and being overweight come to mind.
A bald spot? still not bad it can be a point of referce or focus when they have you by the head. over weight? It's nice to lay on top of.