But How You Say It... 1. A lady walked into a hair salon with her husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" 2. A lady was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. She was unhappy with the women's type she had been using. After browsing for several minutes, she was approached by one of the good-looking salesman. Without thinking, she looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." 3. My woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. She replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." Her sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned and I turned beet-red and walked away. 4. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! A female news anchor in Michigan, after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"