It's Not What You Say...

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  1. windtalkerways

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    But How You Say It...


    1. A lady walked into a hair salon with her
    husband and three kids in tow and asked
    loudly, "How much do you charge for a
    shampoo and a blow job?"

    2. A lady was at the golf store comparing
    different kinds of golf balls. She was
    unhappy with the women's type she had
    been using. After browsing for several
    minutes, she was approached by one of
    the good-looking salesman. Without
    thinking, she looked at him and said, "I
    think I like playing with men's balls."

    3. My woman and her sister were at the
    mall and passed by a store that sold a
    variety of candy and nuts. As they were
    looking at the display case, the boy behind
    the counter asked if they needed any help.
    She replied, "No, I'm just looking at your
    nuts." Her sister started to laugh hysterically.
    The boy grinned and I turned beet-red and
    walked away.

    4. What happens when you predict snow
    but don't get any! A female news anchor
    in Michigan, after it was supposed to have
    snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
    and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches
    you promised me last night?"
     
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    I don't know what's up with everyone else. I enjoyed them.
     
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    Oh you know bunnies have the
    best sense of humour! :wink:
     
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    Those bunnies are just high on Cadbury easter eggs.. They laugh at anything on that sugar high:rolleyes:
     
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    Cadbury eggs are delish but
    so ooey gooey sweet... :rolleyes:
     
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