It's so big that.....

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Dear Viagra,

Will fucking please consider changing the label's on your bottles, that's almost three weeks now and my fucking prick is still as hard as fuck.
The label said take 20 minutes before sex, turns out taking 20, minutes before sex was not what you meant.
 

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Coconutz said earlier "Xmarks Your penis reminds me of my old super soaker water gun."

I said "Why, because its big, powerful and your favourite toy?"

"No" Coconutz replied.

"Because 6 or 7 pumps and it's all done."