Hey y'all. I've read LPSG for a while, but only recently felt compelled to start posting, so I figured I'd start one of those introduction threads that are all the rage with kids these days. My name is Tony. I enjoy italian food, long walks on the beach, and the internet machine. I'm going to college to get a degree in physics, and I work in a gas station selling people dinosaur corpses to fuel their horseless carriages. I have a wart on my left forearm named Victoria Ann Esmerelda. (The wart, not the forearm.) I'm going to have it removed soon. (The forearm, not the wart.) Sometimes I stop talking abruptly.