ITT I introduce myself

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Hey y'all. I've read LPSG for a while, but only recently felt compelled to start posting, so I figured I'd start one of those introduction threads that are all the rage with kids these days.

My name is Tony. I enjoy italian food, long walks on the beach, and the internet machine. I'm going to college to get a degree in physics, and I work in a gas station selling people dinosaur corpses to fuel their horseless carriages. I have a wart on my left forearm named Victoria Ann Esmerelda. (The wart, not the forearm.) I'm going to have it removed soon. (The forearm, not the wart.)

Sometimes I stop talking abruptly.
 

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KinkGuy said:
I think this guy is going to fit in just fine. As soon as he gives us the 411 on his endowm

I'm just a size que.... an admirer. I'm around 6", so I think I should "fit in" just fine.
 

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tritonal said:
Hey y'all. I've read LPSG for a while, but only recently felt compelled to start posting, so I figured I'd start one of those introduction threads that are all the rage with kids these days.

My name is Tony. I enjoy italian food, long walks on the beach, and the internet machine. I'm going to college to get a degree in physics, and I work in a gas station selling people dinosaur corpses to fuel their horseless carriages. I have a wart on my left forearm named Victoria Ann Esmerelda. (The wart, not the forearm.) I'm going to have it removed soon. (The forearm, not the wart.)

Sometimes I stop talking abruptly.
I like you already.
 

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Welcome to the forums, Tony! I think you'll find a lot to enjoy here as well as a number of fun and knowledgeable people with whom to interact.

I'm afraid I worked as a peon for the Great Petroleum Machine as an undergrad as well, so I know your pain. The good news is that the lingering guilt becomes manageable after a decade or so. :wink:

Glad to have you around, man.
 

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steve319 said:
Welcome to the forums, Tony! I think you'll find a lot to enjoy here as well as a number of fun and knowledgeable people with whom to interact.

I'm afraid I worked as a peon for the Great Petroleum Machine as an undergrad as well, so I know your pain. The good news is that the lingering guilt becomes manageable after a decade or so. :wink:

Glad to have you around, man.

The great petroleum machine...never heard that one before.

So Tony...can you get us discounts on fillups for our cars?
 

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tritonal said:
Hey y'all. I've read LPSG for a while, but only recently felt compelled to start posting, so I figured I'd start one of those introduction threads that are all the rage with kids these days.

My name is Tony. I enjoy italian food, long walks on the beach, and the internet machine. I'm going to college to get a degree in physics, and I work in a gas station selling people dinosaur corpses to fuel their horseless carriages. I have a wart on my left forearm named Victoria Ann Esmerelda. (The wart, not the forearm.) I'm going to have it removed soon. (The forearm, not the wart.)

Sometimes I stop talking abruptly.

I'm speechless. You fucking ROCK!
 

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Apparently Chase's sexuality changes by the minute.

I guess "Airplane!" quotes is just what's needed to set him loose :)