ITT I introduce myself

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by tritonal, Jan 5, 2006.

  1. tritonal

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    Hey y'all. I've read LPSG for a while, but only recently felt compelled to start posting, so I figured I'd start one of those introduction threads that are all the rage with kids these days.

    My name is Tony. I enjoy italian food, long walks on the beach, and the internet machine. I'm going to college to get a degree in physics, and I work in a gas station selling people dinosaur corpses to fuel their horseless carriages. I have a wart on my left forearm named Victoria Ann Esmerelda. (The wart, not the forearm.) I'm going to have it removed soon. (The forearm, not the wart.)

    Sometimes I stop talking abruptly.
     
  2. GoneA

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    by far this was the best introduction EVER.

    'ya got spunk kid, i'm gonna like you.
     
  3. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Welcome, Tony. I have that affliction, too - you know, the one where you stop talking abrup
     
  4. KinkGuy

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    I think this guy is going to fit in just fine. As soon as he gives us the 411 on his endowm
     
  5. tritonal

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    I'm just a size que.... an admirer. I'm around 6", so I think I should "fit in" just fine.
     
  6. Matthew

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    That could fit in all kinds of places.
     
  7. dfox7.3x5

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    Welcome, Tony! Anyone who can quote the "Airplane!" dialogue is an instant friend.
     
  8. B_caneadea

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    I think the intelligence/humor quotients just went up.
    WELCOME, Tony.
    Chef Boy.Ar.Dee or FrancoAmerican? LOL.
     
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    I like you already.
     
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    B_Spladle New Member

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    Do me.
     
  11. steve319

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    Welcome to the forums, Tony! I think you'll find a lot to enjoy here as well as a number of fun and knowledgeable people with whom to interact.

    I'm afraid I worked as a peon for the Great Petroleum Machine as an undergrad as well, so I know your pain. The good news is that the lingering guilt becomes manageable after a decade or so. :wink:

    Glad to have you around, man.
     
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    The great petroleum machine...never heard that one before.

    So Tony...can you get us discounts on fillups for our cars?
     
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    What he (Caneadea) just said!
     
  14. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    I'm speechless. You fucking ROCK!
     
  15. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    I thought you were allegedly straight?! :eek:
     
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    Apparently Chase's sexuality changes by the minute.

    I guess "Airplane!" quotes is just what's needed to set him loose :)
     
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    Welcome, you'll 'fit' in just nicely around here...
     
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    Whatever gave you that idea? :confused:
     
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    Indeed.
    That movie effing RAWKS!!!
     
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