I've been thinking

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    I've been thinking and thinking and realize i have ran out of jokes about vegetables so if you have any please just lettuce know!
     
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    OK, do you carrot lot about what goes up your corn hole?
     
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    Olive to see this thread die after a couple of weeks
     
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    And I don't anybody'll turnip anything good either.
     
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    Xmarksdownx tried to choke Coconutz the vegetable farmer the other day,
    but Coconutz was too artichoke
     
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    I was looking around for a cute tomato in Wal-Mart but needed to take a leek instead. On the way to the bathroom I saw they had a sale on blackberries in electronics but the internet connection was bad so testing them was fruitless. When I finally got to the john there wasn't mushroom and I couldn't romaine so I simply went home to beet my meat.
     
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    Very nice, Pecker. Thumbs way up.:biggrin1:
     
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    Now, these are jokes from the very master himself that produce a lot of laughter.
     
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    Never squash any m-pulses. Lettuce develop firm heads and then harvest.
     
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    I had no idea that vegetables could suck up.
     
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    Well i cought it i had unprotected sex with a fruit?

    Now i have Lemonaids.
     
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