I've got a boner......

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  1. SR_Manny Manparts

    SR_Manny Manparts New Member

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    I've got a boner!! ....What should I do?!?!?!? :biggrin1:
     
  2. jjsjr

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    omg... are you 12?
     
  3. SR_Manny Manparts

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    Lol, brother, just go with the flow!!!
     
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    this is a joke, no???
     
  5. SR_Manny Manparts

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    Yes it is!!!
     
  6. DiscoBoy

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    Cut it off. That way, more blood will go to where it's needed...
     
  7. Pitbull

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    Hit it with a hammer. :eek:

    That should make it go away. :tongue:
     
  8. chicagosam

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    Use it as a catapult for bowling balls.
     
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    portable towel rack???
     
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    put it in a light socket
     
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    lol....stick it in a jar of peanut butter and invite the neighbours dog over for some 'one on one time'
     
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    Do what any self-respecting male would do:
    Ignore it
    Jack it
    Have someone else jack it
    Fuck with it
     
  13. D_Pubert Stabbingpain

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    Is that anything like

    "I have a pony?"

    Sorry, Seinfeld junky.
     
  14. SR_Manny Manparts

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    Lol, good replies guys!!! I fucked with it, had someone jack and a towel rack!!!! Awesome!!!!
     
  15. SR_Manny Manparts

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    good stuff!!!, I have a boner again!!
     
  16. Yorkie

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    Your first one since 12th June last year? You can forget about a career in porn.
     
  17. SR_Manny Manparts

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    haha, I get them rarely! Whenever I do, I have to take advantage!
     
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    quick go to the red light area! :)
     
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    Paint it red and white, stand in front of a barber shop.
     
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    If it swells, ride it!
     
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