I've Got A Court Date In Two And A Half Hours

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  1. B_Spladle

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    Everyone wish me luck!

    :heart::heart::heart:
     
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    lol what for?

    And good luck.
     
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    For what, pray tell? I've been to court nine times in the last year.

    You're such a man of mystery.
     
  4. Dr Rock

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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    try not to get sent to pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison

    or maybe that's your objective, i dunno
     
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    If you want to get free room and board while they consider your case, carry a gun into the courthouse with you.

    Good luck, Chase.
     
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    OOh, Spladle is a reprobate! Do tell us the details, that is if you're still free.
     
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    I didn't know you were a lawyer, Spladle.

    Good luck. Don't pick your nose when the judge is talking - they hate that, and it will prejudice your client's case.
     
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    Oh, it's probably just from that mean lady who hit his car a while back.

    You know our little Spladle couldn't possibly be in trouble for anything else. :wink:
     
  9. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    I wonder who's suing who.
    Maybe that's why he's been such a fucking little jackass all week.
    But Ah luv hym.
    Wish Ah cd kwit hym.
     
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    Well, I do hope you don't spend time in the pokey. Your gender confusion is fodder for the pervs.
     
  11. Damiaen Michaels

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    I was in court last week myself...and the week before that...and three times the week before that....all work for the station. But last week I was in there for myself....74 in a 55 (reckless driving, speeding, failure to signal)...and it was in one of the live trucks! Needless to say, I got in much trouble for that. I was on teh way to a story, but still.

    Rock on,

    Damiaen
     
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    Sorry for the lack of details, but I was kind of in a hurry to get ready. I just had to go pay a fine 'cause I forgot to take a defensive driving course for a speeding ticket that I got back in March, s'all.
     
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    Judge: BAILLIFF... SPANK HIS PEEPEE!
     
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    A speeding ticket? How did your get one of those?

    I've been back in the USA for about 18 months, with a US driver's license for about 9 months. I have done nothing BUT speed with impunity, and from the looks of it, so does everyone else. I was once going 85 in a 65 zone. A police car pulled up behind me with his lights flashing. I thought I was done for, but it turned out he just wanted to pass. It was in New Jersey, where speeding seems to be the local pastime.

    Exactly how fast does one need to go to attract the attention of the law? (I assume that Damiaen's bad luck was the result of a cop's desire for a good dinner party story)
     
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    50 in a 40. It was about 3:00 AM and the cop was a huge dork.
     
  16. It's different every where. Where I live (Southern USA = somebody save me) the cops seem to be more strict than say NYC metro area or SoCal.
     
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    Yes we are lucky that we can get on the Parkway or Turnpike and everyone goes above the speed limit and 85 MPH is normal. Because we in NJ know how to drive. state troopers here don't care as long as the flow of traffic is Okay. There is the selective driving tax and it is just luck of the draw when you get the ticket.

    The people from NYC are asshole rude drivers.

    The drivers from Pennsylvania are idiots that do not know that the left lane is for passing and not for staying in and going 55.
    I drove to Florida twice and I see that much of the country is really stupid when it comes to driving, and down south they cause an hour delay rubber-necking for a fender bender.
     
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    kemah texas. heaven for cops. hell for drivers. theyd arrest you for sneezing there.

    (having flashbacks) god i hate courtrooms.
     
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    I hope court went well for you.

    If I'd gone with you I'm sure I would have gotten you off...

    OK, I'm sorry. That was sooooooo cheesey but I thought I'd save someone else the embarrassment of posting that thought, cuz someone else would have! And I mean it, too. I would have. Really. I've dreamed (drempt?) about it several times. Vividly. In color. With details. Even woke up with cum (not my own) on my chest. Spadle, i need to do a DNA check... :redface:
     
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    (I really would have; did I mention that?)
     
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