I've got a virus.

[Pecker]

It's the Photoshop virus and it's making my dick huge.

 

[danerain]

LOL

 

[Blocko]

In the later stages of the virus, you'll begin to tell us it was always that way.

 

[YourAvgGuy]

You are hilarious!

So we are to blame you for all the photoshopped "pretend" dicks around here?

 

[B_josiah852]

It's the Photoshop virus and it's making my dick huge.

Well you musta got it after your ass pic. It has not only made you hung like a donkey but ............

 

[biguy2738]

It's the Photoshop virus and it's making my dick huge.

Why don't you Photoshop your way over here and I'll teach you how to put it to use. :biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

It's the Photoshop virus and it's making my dick huge.

How "huge" are we talkin'?

I hear anything over 15 inches requires immediate hospitalization.

 

[jeff black]

How "huge" are we talkin'?

I hear anything over 15 inches requires immediate hospitalization.

Or a trip inside Novice_btm.:tongue:

 

[Chuck64]

Or a trip inside Novice_btm.:tongue:

Last time I went there for an emergency, the place was packed.

 

[Freddie53]

The pic "Pecker's Porker" has definitely been photoshopped. I just dont believe a dick cah be 30 inches long with four feet protruding. I just have to believe it is photoshopped.

Pecker you need to take that one down and put up a more reaonable look that we try to protray in the gallery. Do you still have the one that is 39 inches long? Put that up. It looks so realisitic. Do you still get those skin burns from it dragging the ground as you walk? We know that pic has not been photoshopped.

 

[Pecker]

Do you still have the one that is 39 inches long? Put that up. It looks so realisitic. Do you still get those skin burns from it dragging the ground as you walk? We know that pic has not been photoshopped.

Do you think the bandages will pass for clothing?

 

[Pecker]

You are hilarious!

So we are to blame you for all the photoshopped "pretend" dicks around here?

No, no, it's not me it's a virus!

 

[Belly_Dancer]

No, no, it's not me it's a virus!

And a widespread virus, at that.

Should we start a foundation to raise money for a cure?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

At first i thought Pecker was sick. Then i thought his computer. You got me again! LOL:biggrin1:

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Computer: Please enter new password.
Pecker: PENIS
Computer: Sorry, your password is too short.

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Thing is pecker is in the latter stages of this virus it causes things to drop off / be deleted

 

[Pecker]

My doctor tells me he can do a System Restore I'm really terrified of a Fatal Error.

 

[cklover]

Oh Pecker...your such a PERV! Luv Ya man...!

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

My doctor tells me he can do a System Restore I'm really terrified of a Fatal Error.

Be more worried if you have a corrupt HD :biggrin1: