I've got some great news!

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Pecker, Jun 24, 2007.

  1. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by eating a gecko for breakfast.
     
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    Oh wow brilliant news, now you can buy me some boots :)
     
  3. nakedwally

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    I like Geckos
     
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    Who cares?
     
  5. naughty

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!

    Stop being such a Caveman!
     
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    I got yer caveman thingie right here, dollface...
     
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    who wants to be a cavemen? the new gameshow by Wally
     
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    I got some bad new for you Pecker - read the small print - eating a gecko loses you your no claims bonus - You've been done!
     
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    Gecko is just a pet name that his Insurance Broker uses for his penis. I'm sure that after Pecker munched on his 'Gecko' all morning, there were plenty of discounts suddenly available.
     
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    You seem to be pretty much in the know....is your penis by any chance called gecko and are you an insurance broker? :biggrin1:
     
  11. Big Dreamer

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    Just sign the documents sir, and we'll have your 1975 Ford Pinto on the road in no time.

    *Stands and unzips*

    Oh, just one more thing........................:biggrin1:
     
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    What does gecko taste like?
     
  13. ManlyBanisters

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    Cock, apparently.
     
  14. Pecker

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    Gecko tastes an awfully lot like that other great American dish, Aflac Duck.
     
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    i've got some bad news for you....geckos are poisonous so the money you saved on car insurance will be paid out in medical costs
     
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    Which as you know is really a goat--an old goat.



    Back to the gecko--was it fried or baked?
     
  17. Pecker

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    Steamed, with fried Shad roe and hushpuppies.

    Yummy.
     
  18. Lex

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    You need to try out for the Next Season of "Top Chef" on Bravo.

    They had a guy who had to make surf and turf out of snake and eel!
     
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    Right you've given me your pen and there's the dotted line, now what? :biggrin1:
     
  20. Onslow

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    This is where you coax the ink (an odd white ink) out of the pen. Open wide!
     
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