"i've got wood right now" thread

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  1. datcockshugephan

    datcockshugephan New Member

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    Post here whenever you have an erection!
     
  2. rawbone8

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    plants Post firmly and deeply! :tongue:
     
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    Boing!!!!!!!!
     
  4. B_Stronzo

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    Dammit.

    Missed opportunity. I just got off with my boyfriend. Limp and at rest just now.:redface:
     
  5. sares

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    OMG TOTALLY HARD

    oops no penis

    *sad panda*
     
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    "help, my dick is hard and won't go down, damn viagra!"

    (add found in senior citizens weekly)

    E
     
  7. jeff black

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    I am just going ot post once.

    Those who know me here, Know that I am almost PERMANENTLY hard!!!:rolleyes:
     
  8. D_alex8

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    Indeed, the rest of your body is merely an adjunct to your erection. :cool:
     
  9. jeff black

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    Well duh... btw, chalk up another erection now that Alex8 is on.:tongue:
     
  10. chicagosam

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    Let's hear it for priapism!:biggrin1:
     
  11. D_alex8

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    pw4|{4w4|{4pwn3Ð!!!!111 :rolleyes:
     
  12. jeff black

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    Sometimes one has to stretch the truth, in order to express the position of their not-so-dangling inches.:cool:
     
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    It's up:biggrin1: ....it's gone:mad: ... it's up:biggrin1: ...it's gone:mad:... it's ...

    Damn indigestion, I keep burping up my Viagra pill!
     
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    What's up?
     
  15. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    I'm harder than chinese algebra, but more fun.
     
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    Only one?
     
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    Waaassssssuuup?:biggrin1:
     
  18. I've got wood right now ... seemed like the place to say it ... :wink:
     
  19. D_alex8

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    Congratulations! .. or whatever the appropriate retort might be. :rolleyes:
     
  20. jeff black

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    Oh you are just jealous because you can't get it.:rolleyes:

    I just got another boner:tongue:
     
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