I've had sex with 4300 people.....

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  1. jeff black

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    As well as 2 watermelons, and a school of horny trout.

    Does that make me a slut?:frown1::frown1::frown1::wink:
     
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    Possibly. But I am more concerned about you having sex with school aged trout. :eek5:
    What is the age of consent for trout in Canada?
     
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    Hey man... if they can SPAWN, they are of age.:tongue: (this is so wrong, but I was drunk and they begged for it)
     
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    yes
     
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    Jealous?:biggrin1::wink:
     
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    yes.........(I'm only up to 4299)(wanna make it an even 4300???)
     
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    You say "slut" like it's a bad thing ... :wink:
     
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    :eek:

    4,301

    :biggrin1:
    :smileysex5:
     
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    Hey, dude.... it's not my fault you've been lazy.:biggrin1:


    After 4300 people, I'm surprised I can talk at all.... I mean, seriously, with my percentages... that's roughly 2150 cocks in my mouth divided by the fact that I've been sexual active for a few years only... it's been a nonstop rollercoaster of cock and vagina.:rolleyes:

    You should see me walk though. I'm like a cowboy.
     
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    Bitch, don't be fuckin' with my stats.:mad::biggrin1:
     
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    You told me I was your first! :mad:
     
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    That doesn't make you a slut... that makes you THE slut... ROFL !
     
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    How did you come up with this (exact) number (of people)? :smile:
    You keep records, knifing marks or crossing x.es ? :rolleyes:
    A happy slut is nice :smile: Better slut than a sex-machine :smile:

    You give & you'll receive. I think you are a Good Boy :wink:

    Cheers, FinnMan
     
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    That doesn't make you a slut.

    That just means your experienced.

    Sklar
     
    #14 Sklar, Oct 28, 2008
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    test your self.. maybe you have 1000 different HIV and std's
     
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    Wow, you have ben around as much as me. Just remeberthe people calling you "slut" are the ones secretly jealous they don't get as much action as you or who are too guilt ridden to ever go have the sex they want to (poor sad creatures).
     
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    Damn Jeff!
    Did you sleep with everyone on LPSG but me? :biggrin1:
     
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    I think it just makes you talented and perhaps early retirement is in order before things wear out.

    Chafing, friction burns any thoughts? :tongue:
     
    #18 D_Portelay Porquesword, Oct 28, 2008
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    Welcome to LLSG! (L=libido)
     
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    This is the perfect time of year to add a pumpkin to your tally. Just be sure that there are no lit candles inside before popping your Canuck cockage into Mr. O'Lantern's mouth. :wink:
     
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