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I've had sex with 4300 people.....

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by jeff black, Oct 28, 2008.

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  1. jeff black

    jeff black Banned

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    As well as 2 watermelons, and a school of horny trout.

    Does that make me a slut?:frown1::frown1::frown1::wink:
     
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  2. vince

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    Possibly. But I am more concerned about you having sex with school aged trout. :eek5:
    What is the age of consent for trout in Canada?
     
    #2 vince, Oct 28, 2008
  3. jeff black

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    Hey man... if they can SPAWN, they are of age.:tongue: (this is so wrong, but I was drunk and they begged for it)
     
    #3 jeff black, Oct 28, 2008
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    yes
     
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  5. jeff black

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    Jealous?:biggrin1::wink:
     
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  6. Industrialsize

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    yes.........(I'm only up to 4299)(wanna make it an even 4300???)
     
    #6 Industrialsize, Oct 28, 2008
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    You say "slut" like it's a bad thing ... :wink:
     
    #7 D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead, Oct 28, 2008
  8. Catchoftheday

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    :eek:

    4,301

    :biggrin1:
    :smileysex5:
     
    #8 Catchoftheday, Oct 28, 2008
  9. jeff black

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    Hey, dude.... it's not my fault you've been lazy.:biggrin1:


    After 4300 people, I'm surprised I can talk at all.... I mean, seriously, with my percentages... that's roughly 2150 cocks in my mouth divided by the fact that I've been sexual active for a few years only... it's been a nonstop rollercoaster of cock and vagina.:rolleyes:

    You should see me walk though. I'm like a cowboy.
     
    #9 jeff black, Oct 28, 2008
  10. jeff black

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    Bitch, don't be fuckin' with my stats.:mad::biggrin1:
     
    #10 jeff black, Oct 28, 2008
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    You told me I was your first! :mad:
     
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    That doesn't make you a slut... that makes you THE slut... ROFL !
     
    #12 uncutblond34, Oct 28, 2008
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    How did you come up with this (exact) number (of people)? :smile:
    You keep records, knifing marks or crossing x.es ? :rolleyes:
    A happy slut is nice :smile: Better slut than a sex-machine :smile:

    You give & you'll receive. I think you are a Good Boy :wink:

    Cheers, FinnMan
     
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    That doesn't make you a slut.

    That just means your experienced.

    Sklar
     
    #14 Sklar, Oct 28, 2008
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    test your self.. maybe you have 1000 different HIV and std's
     
    #15 B_andyo, Oct 28, 2008
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    Wow, you have ben around as much as me. Just remeberthe people calling you "slut" are the ones secretly jealous they don't get as much action as you or who are too guilt ridden to ever go have the sex they want to (poor sad creatures).
     
    #16 MuscledHorse, Oct 28, 2008
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    Damn Jeff!
    Did you sleep with everyone on LPSG but me? :biggrin1:
     
    #17 majormadness, Oct 28, 2008
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    I think it just makes you talented and perhaps early retirement is in order before things wear out.

    Chafing, friction burns any thoughts? :tongue:
     
    #18 D_Portelay Porquesword, Oct 28, 2008
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    Welcome to LLSG! (L=libido)
     
    #19 crescendo69, Oct 28, 2008
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    This is the perfect time of year to add a pumpkin to your tally. Just be sure that there are no lit candles inside before popping your Canuck cockage into Mr. O'Lantern's mouth. :wink:
     
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  21. jeff black

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    I lied.

    I'm just representin', yo.:tongue:

    I'm a lovely person, and I have a counter that I click everytime.


    You sure it doesn't make me a slut?:wink: I think it does.


    Whoa, bro.. you are totally hatin'. I've only got 12 cases of crabs, and that's because I wear condoms. Safety first.:cool:



    Dude, you sound jealous of me.:wink:


    Nah, there is over 100,000 members.



    Bathe often, it helps.

    Thanks, yo.


    I'm thinking about it, but I assume I'll have to make a few videos of the penetration, oui?:tongue:
     
    #21 jeff black, Oct 28, 2008
  22. Mr Ed in Mass

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    Santa better watch out when he backs down the chimmey!
     
    #22 Mr Ed in Mass, Oct 28, 2008
  23. jdoe86

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    I was wondering, is that in Canadian units? You know those Canadians and their Imperial units. Your total might be higher. :shocked1:

    But seriously, I hope you didn't put notches on your bed post. One more and I'm sure it will fall.

    By the way, after 150, I just kinda kept track, but didn't really count each person. There were a lot that were just oral sex (does that count?) If I count oral sex, then my total will be around 600 total. I can recall at least 250 "one night stands" in the last 5 years. I know I'm a slut, so I'm sure you are well on your way to "Super Slut".
     
    #23 jdoe86, Oct 28, 2008
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    bitch, i'm the number one slut around here
    back off.

    lmao!
     
    #24 cravincock, Oct 28, 2008
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    OMG what is your monthly budget for condoms?!:eek:
     
    #25 cockoloco, Oct 29, 2008
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    It depends... do u like being as slut? :biggrin1:
     
    #26 D_Jared Padalicki, Oct 29, 2008
  27. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    No, just makes you a nymphomanic with a watermelon fetish, and a fish fetish. Or you were just doing that for the paying customers :biggrin:
     
    #27 TurkeyWithaSunburn, Oct 29, 2008
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    have you ever have an sti?

    if not, i'd be quite surprised
     
    #28 B_liltomnotsolil, Oct 29, 2008
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    Curious if you have kept the tally separated by sex? Can you estimate what the percentage would be male/female?
     
    #29 Ohiospeedo, Oct 29, 2008
  30. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Nah, it only means you've been around the block more times than the good humour man, and could do a transcontinental marathon without breaking a sweat. As for the fruit and school of trout, well, just remind me never to be around you when you're horny.
     
    #30 MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK, Oct 29, 2008
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