Hello, Have you found what your looking for, yet? Cheers, Bruce
You know, I thought i did... but until I find a woman/man who can keep my interest for as long as I live and actually want to be with me......:smile:
Carlotta once said to me:
"To be a slut"...a word she used a lot for girls in one of the
other houses in town....
"you have to be a drug addict, drunk, or have serviced 10,000 plus cocks!"
then added...with a huge deep throated, and loud hoarse voice....while puffing on a
large, stinky cigar....
"of course by that time you are either a drug addict or a drunk, for sure!"
Carlotta is one of my favorite people that I have met during my lifetime.
What a woman. Certainly makes people feel like less of a whore.
Yes, dear... you're a total slut now. You are the champion of looseness and horniness. And I'm sure that it is your cute smile that gets all of them, including the fish, to just roll over and beg for more.
Awwww, honey. You know just what to say to make a guy feel classy and uncheap. The smile gets me a few places.:tongue:
I knew you were popular, but I just had no idea how popular...
You should see me on Fridays. It's a revolving door of fun.
How does one get included in this list? :thinking:
I have to have sexual contact with them. Some sort of sexual penetration.... my cock needs to get hard, and i want to hear them groan or moan.
I've been thinking...I know about horny toads.....but a horny trout?
Just picture about 60 trout, all dressed in catholic school girl outfits....
*gets hard just thinking about it*
I've had sex with 4301 people. Beat that.
Dude, while you were typing that post, I fucked another 760 people and 3 gerbils, amateur.:biggrin1:
I knew I should have kept count! Always on the outside looking in!
I don't know if it's an advantage.
Congratulations. Soon you will double the number over and over again.
I do hope not. While 4300 is acceptable, 29,750 is a bit slutty.