i've lost my orgasm...

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by dolfette, Jul 23, 2007.

  1. dolfette

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    i think i wore it out with maybe.

    it's gone.
    GONE!
    fingers, toys, electrodes...nothing is working.
    yesterday and today.

    goddamn hate it when this happens.

    console me :frown1:
     
  2. Hand_Solo

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    That's awful! I'll loan you one of mine if you'd like.
     
  3. dolfette

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    but mine taste nice and girly...i like the taste of girly!
     
  4. psidom

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    maybe you are "lusting" for results.
    making the magick distorted?
    just a guess/attempt at consolation?:redface:
     
  5. psidom

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    i could borrow you like 6 or more if you need them.
    i'll just uplaod 'em to ya.
     
  6. ManlyBanisters

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    *feverishly looking through ryanair and easyjet listings*

    Hang on dolfette - I'm cumming - I have enough girl orgasms for both of us... besides, I'm sure yours is just down the back of the couch... I'll help you look.

    *thinks*

    *packs miner's helmet*
     
  7. dolfette

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    "upload" :biggrin1:

    but i like my one. it's special!
     
  8. dolfette

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    you're the best!

    *thinks*

    trim your nails really short and take off your watch.
     
  9. Hand_Solo

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    When you find it again, you should install one of those clapper things so it'll be easier to find in the future in case you lose it again.
     
  10. psidom

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    i understand.:cool:
     
  11. dolfette

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    i've been so careful to avoid getting the clapper...
     
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    *trim, trim, trim - watch goes flying - thinks about losing the upper arm band - decides to wait and see :eek: :wink: *

    :wiggle:

    #do a little dance
    make a little love
    get down tonight
    get down tonight#

    :bootyshake:


    :tongue: thhhuppppppfft!

    Bet I get there first anyway!
     
  13. psidom

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    or you could just tie it to a bell.
    :tongue:
     
  14. dolfette

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    upper arm band?

    i'm traumatised!
     
  15. dolfette

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    the bell was the wrong shape & didn't fit. :redface:
     
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    Between the seven of us, I think we can find it. It must be a beautiful thing.
     
  17. ManlyBanisters

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    You would be!
     
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    :redface: :biggrin1: Hot thought! Give that man a prize.
     
  19. dolfette

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    that sounds potentially... sticky.
     
  20. Hand_Solo

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    I hate even to bring it up at this point, dolfette, but do you think it's possible that your orgasm wasn't lost, but rather stolen? There's a pretty big demand for such things on the black market. Your poor orgasm could be sitting in some back-alley chop shop waiting to be stripped and sold for parts. Is your orgasm insured?
     
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