i've lost my orgasm...

[dolfette]

i think i wore it out with maybe.

it's gone.
GONE!
fingers, toys, electrodes...nothing is working.
yesterday and today.

goddamn hate it when this happens.

console me :frown1:

 

[Hand_Solo]

That's awful! I'll loan you one of mine if you'd like.

 

[dolfette]

That's awful! I'll loan you one of mine if you'd like.

but mine taste nice and girly...i like the taste of girly!

 

[psidom]

maybe you are "lusting" for results.
making the magick distorted?
just a guess/attempt at consolation?:redface:

 

[psidom]

i could borrow you like 6 or more if you need them.
i'll just uplaod 'em to ya.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

*feverishly looking through ryanair and easyjet listings*

Hang on dolfette - I'm cumming - I have enough girl orgasms for both of us... besides, I'm sure yours is just down the back of the couch... I'll help you look.

*thinks*

*packs miner's helmet*

 

[dolfette]

i could borrow you like 6 or more if you need them.
i'll just uplaod 'em to ya.

"upload" :biggrin1:

but i like my one. it's special!

 

[dolfette]

*feverishly looking through ryanair and easyjet listings*

Hang on dolfette - I'm cumming - I have enough girl orgasms for both of us... besides, I'm sure yours is just down the back of the couch... I'll help you look.

*thinks*

*packs miner's helmet*

you're the best!

*thinks*

trim your nails really short and take off your watch.

 

[Hand_Solo]

When you find it again, you should install one of those clapper things so it'll be easier to find in the future in case you lose it again.

 

[psidom]

i understand.

 

[dolfette]

When you find it again, you should install one of those clapper things so it'll be easier to find in the future in case you lose it again.

i've been so careful to avoid getting the clapper...

 

[ManlyBanisters]

you're the best!

*thinks*

trim your nails really short and take off your watch.

*trim, trim, trim - watch goes flying - thinks about losing the upper arm band - decides to wait and see :wink: *

:wiggle:

#do a little dance
make a little love
get down tonight
get down tonight#

:bootyshake:

na na na na nah... I live closer than you, I'm gonna fix her first :tongue:

(sorry, childish morning it seems)

:tongue: thhhuppppppfft!

Bet I get there first anyway!

 

[psidom]

or you could just tie it to a bell.
:tongue:

 

[dolfette]

upper arm band?

i'm traumatised!

 

[dolfette]

or you could just tie it to a bell.
:tongue:

the bell was the wrong shape & didn't fit. :redface:

 

[donkeydongle]

Between the seven of us, I think we can find it. It must be a beautiful thing.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

upper arm band?

i'm traumatised!

You would be!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Between the seven of us, I think we can find it. It must be a beautiful thing.

:redface: :biggrin1: Hot thought! Give that man a prize.

 

[dolfette]

Between the seven of us, I think we can find it. It must be a beautiful thing.

that sounds potentially... sticky.

 

[Hand_Solo]

I hate even to bring it up at this point, dolfette, but do you think it's possible that your orgasm wasn't lost, but rather stolen? There's a pretty big demand for such things on the black market. Your poor orgasm could be sitting in some back-alley chop shop waiting to be stripped and sold for parts. Is your orgasm insured?