J/O Zepplin Ride in the Tropics

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  1. TheBestYouCan

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    Looking for maggot farmers to join me in a zeppelin ride to the Bermuda Triangle and J the fuck O until we arrive. You'll need to bring a cigarette lighter with a picture of Boy George on both sides, a water proof kaleidoscope, 4kg's of joes pumice hand cleaner and aluminum Polaroid camera. We will do steroids and punch each other's walnut crackers. Asphyxiation porno and piercing specialists are welcome. All straight up, no homo, hard knuckle children. Death grip dick rip, BF in A octagon formation. Preferred lubricant is medicated oil free acne wash, we will mix this with the pumice hand cleaner to separate the real bro dick rip pros from the half assed closet tuggers. If you're up to the challenge or have participated in any previous events hosted by me, then make contact. If this isn't for you, I recommend you rethink your entire outlook on manhood, because you are a sad sad thing. JO PRO FOR LIFE.

    No gay guys, only straight!
     
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    Ok, somebody needs to put down the crack pipe.....
     
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    NO CRACK PIPES ALLOWED! If you bring narcotics I will F you in the BH with a Ron Popeil Turkey Baster and uppercut your face until there is grey matter under my fingernails.
     
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    Nobody is Beast Hook enough!!??!
     
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    Ahhahaha, hillarous.
     
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    Some would call this creative writing but I just want to know how high you were.
     
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