Looking for maggot farmers to join me in a zeppelin ride to the Bermuda Triangle and J the fuck O until we arrive. You'll need to bring a cigarette lighter with a picture of Boy George on both sides, a water proof kaleidoscope, 4kg's of joes pumice hand cleaner and aluminum Polaroid camera. We will do steroids and punch each other's walnut crackers. Asphyxiation porno and piercing specialists are welcome. All straight up, no homo, hard knuckle children. Death grip dick rip, BF in A octagon formation. Preferred lubricant is medicated oil free acne wash, we will mix this with the pumice hand cleaner to separate the real bro dick rip pros from the half assed closet tuggers. If you're up to the challenge or have participated in any previous events hosted by me, then make contact. If this isn't for you, I recommend you rethink your entire outlook on manhood, because you are a sad sad thing. JO PRO FOR LIFE.
No gay guys, only straight!
No gay guys, only straight!
