Ja Ever Wonder...?

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  1. curious n str8

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    :idea: I don't recall if this type of thread has been done before... It's a question and answer, Where someone asks a question and then you let others answer and so on, here goes...You ever wonder...where the germs go after you use hand sanitizer?:scratchchin:
     
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    I thought the Germ faries came and took them as they evaporated in the air.

    Did you even wonder why ketchup takes so DARN long to come out of the bottle?

    Good thread, CNS:tongue:
     
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    It's afraid to be eaten by tomato vampires!!

    Did you ever wonder why the sky is every colour, accept green, at sunset?
     
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    Because green is icky. Just snot the right colour.

    Ever wonder why dogs turn around in circles before lying down?
     
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    Because their tails look like hot-dogs.

    Much like Gillette's question, where does a word go after you erase it?
     
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    If it was written in pencil, the word gets turned into little particles of rubber and carbon when erased.

    Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns in packages of 8?
     
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    Because you're too lazy to look for the right sized pack of buns.:smile:


    Why did the chicken cross the road ?
     
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    Because it lacked the mental capacity to see the speeding cars.

    Why do bulls become enraged at the colour red?
     
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    Red doesn't enrage them. They are always enraged.

    Why are cats so damned independent?
     
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    Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

    If you mix flour and water you get glue. If you add an egg and some other ingredients you get cake. Where does the glue go?
     
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    If you're overweight, right to your butt with the rest of the cake to hold the fat cells in place better.

    If you are in hell, and get mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
     
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    tell them to go fuck themselves



    if nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
     
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    Since their successful overthrow of the Republic of Human many moons ago, they all agreed that independence was the only attitude befitting the true rulers of the planet.

    Because the English language was devised in order for us to say the opposite of what we mean.

    A strict regimen of personal discipline.

    How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
     
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    http://www.tootsie.com/howmany.html

    If the bible says it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to get into heavan, what does that say about the leaders of most established religions?
     
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    black boxes always survive an airplane crash. why can't they just make the whole plane out of that stuff?
     
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    they will transmutate into camels before they die

    a black plane would look too much like a hearse... EWWW!

    why is it called the christian right, when it isn't christian, and is always wrong?
     
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    .....why you drive on a "parkway" and park in a "driveway"?
     
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    When bread goes stale, why do we throw it away and yet when it comes to us stale on a salad, it's ok to eat?
     
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    We are too lazy to make the croutons ourselves...on the same note why is mold bad when they make penicillin from it? :confused:
     
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    if the plural of "tooth" is "teeth", why isnt the plural of "booth" "beeth"?
     
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