jabs about size

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  1. hoboboy30

    hoboboy30 New Member

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    okay it seems now that whenever i go out into town and my gf's best friend is there too she finds it funny to make jabs about my size (no shes never seen it and not sure what she knows about it) now 7 isn't amazing but what exactly do u do when someone is making comments about u size?
     
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    Every time she says anything pass a comment about her chest size.
     
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    lol dunno if i wanna provoke a fight with my gf's best friend but sounds good
     
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    The thing is you are not - she is :wink:
     
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    does she have big uns or tiny uns?? Id make fun of them too. I heard your nipples have hair??
    I heard your nipples are really big??? or really small??
    how did the dr hide the scare after your surgery to make em bigger?
    did have your boobs done make you feel better about yourself? or does making fun of ones member make you feel better about yourself?
     
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    "You know (insert name here), comments like that make me very uncomfortable. I'd appreciate it if you'd not do that."

    If she ignores your request then let your girlfriend know that next time you meet her friend the gloves will be off.
     
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    Or you could make a joke of it like Steve Martin's character did in Roxanne: (

    1. Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your penis or did a bus park on your crotch.
    2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. He's going to blow.
    3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your penis if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
    4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
    5. Punctual: Your penis was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
    6. Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to fish without a pole.
    7. Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
    8. Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a penis that's important. It's what's behind it that matters.
    9. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Pee and it's goodbye Seattle.
    10. Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that penis for $39.95.
    11. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not adjusting your crotch. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
    12. Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his penis."
    13. Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
    14. Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
    15. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
    16. Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
    17. Inquiry: When you stop to fertilize the flowers, are they afraid?
    18. French: Say, the Eiffel Tower is in your shadow. Please move.
    19. Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy Rosie O'Donnell.
    20. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
    21. Disgusting: Say, who told you that you look good in a Speedo?
    22. Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my lockerroom!
     
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    develop a sense of humor and laugh it off. then take your girlfriend home and give her a mind blowing orgasm. then who's better off? :p
     
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    Yeah, she'll only keep doing it as long as it is fun, and it will only stay fun as long as you show that you let it effect you - when people make jokes about me that I find obnoxious, I give a smirk that says, "you just dropped many points in my book," and act as if I can see right through the person.
     
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