Jack off machine!!!

[SurferGirlCA]

If that thing could microwave a burrito and pick up ESPN, guys would never leave their houses.

:wink:

 

[freshone]

I'm fascinated. Makes me wonder what other machines this guy has built in his basement. I can only imagine!

And yes, that looked like real cum to me. Yum.

 

[RideRocket]

If that thing could microwave a burrito and pick up ESPN, guys would never leave their houses.

:wink:

Don't forget it needs to be able to cool beer...

 

[SurferGirlCA]

Don't forget it needs to be able to cool beer...

Oh, you and your beer again.

 

[RideRocket]

Oh, you and your beer again.

It's the way to a man's heart.
:beerchug2:
_____________
at least mine...

 

[SurferGirlCA]

It's the way to a man's heart.
:beerchug2:
_____________
at least mine...

Hmmm, talk about cheap dates.

 

[davidjh7]

I'm fascinated. Makes me wonder what other machines this guy has built in his basement. I can only imagine!

And yes, that looked like real cum to me. Yum.

Being an engineer myself, I can almost gaurantee this guy is, too. :biggrin1:

You'd be AMAZED what can be created with a home workshop, some mechanical knowledge, some electronics knowledge, and access to some good surplus web sites....

 

[windtalkerways]

Okay David...we are waitng for the vid!:wink:

 

[davidjh7]

Okay David...we are waitng for the vid!:wink:

"Dammit, Jim, I'm an engineer, not a cinematographer..." :wink:

 

[D_alex8]

"Dammit, Jim, I'm an engineer, not a cinematographer..." :wink:

We're after cheap homemade porn, not a bloody Oscar ... now get filming! :wink:

 

[Garth33]

ever seen the female equivalent of this hydraulic marvel? I can maybe find a link somewhere...I'll look...

 

[GoneA]

if people put the machine on their ear, would it siphon out all the stupid?

 

[BBB2.5]

I was impressed with the amount of cum he produced...I don't think it was fake either.:smile:

 

[Matthew]

if people put the machine on their ear, would it siphon out all the stupid?

If only.

 

[sextent]

Wish I had one of those!

 

[davidjh7]

Wish I had one of those!

For a nominal fee, I could probably build you one. :biggrin1:

would you like stick shift, or manual? the turbo option is more pricey...

 

[sextent]

Oooh turbo please!
Could you really make one though, looks pretty complicated and you can't see all of it.

 

[D_alex8]

Oooh turbo please!
Could you really make one though, looks pretty complicated and you can't see all of it.

Ooh, David is the perfect combination of engineer and perv to pull this one off, have no fear

 

[sextent]

Cool, I might email the guy too and ask how it was made ! :smile:

 

[davidjh7]

Ooh, David is the perfect combination of engineer and perv to pull this one off, have no fear

You know me SO well :tongue: