There are very severe rules for posting on this thread. 1) You may not deviate from THE TOPIC. 2) Your spelling, grammar and personal hygiene must be *FLAWLESS*. 3) You must have a penis no less than 13.5" long or have a troll account featuring such a person. Or think you know someone who does. 4) If Large Penises are raised, you must support them. Extra points will be awarded for: a) Each obsessive response. Remember, the competition is STIFF b) Successfully selling your product without being detected. c) True stories of webstalking semi-celebrities. d) Other things. Note: Each post on this thread will shift your sexual orientation +1% gay.