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Originally posted by Matthew+Oct 15 2005, 06:59 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Matthew &#064; Oct 15 2005, 06:59 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 14 2005, 11:12 PM
Too bad Clarice Starling isn&#39;t here....mmmuuuhahaha
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Don&#39;t be so sure ... I heard she has a Large Penis

Mmmuuuhahaha&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 14 2005, 11:13 PM
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@Oct 14 2005, 07:26 PM
Sounds like Silence of the Lambs - are you gonna make a suit from her skin now?
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No, b/c I&#39;m sure PETA will complain about that too.
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PetA ... your cousin?
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OH MATTHEW...I expected that comment from others.....not you???? :wow:

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)

The wacko people who go around spraying people fur and leather coats b/c they think they&#39;re saving animals that way.
 

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Originally posted by GoneA+Oct 15 2005, 12:22 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Oct 15 2005, 12:22 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Matthew@Oct 15 2005, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 14 2005, 11:12 PM
Too bad Clarice Starling isn&#39;t here....mmmuuuhahaha
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Don&#39;t be so sure ... I heard she has a Large Penis

Mmmuuuhahaha&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 14 2005, 11:13 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-TexAssgirl
@Oct 14 2005, 07:26 PM
Sounds like Silence of the Lambs - are you gonna make a suit from her skin now?
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No, b/c I&#39;m sure PETA will complain about that too.
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PetA ... your cousin?
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OH MATTHEW...I expected that comment from others.....not you???? :wow:

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)

The wacko people who go around spraying people fur and leather coats b/c they think they&#39;re saving animals that way.
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It was a joke ... GoneA ... PetA ....

Oh ye of little faith
 

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Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 14 2005, 10:05 AM
When it was finally removed and examined, Ted Bundy&#39;s brain looked like anyone else&#39;s.
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Conversely, upon examination, Albert Fish was found to have several dozen straight pins and other pieces of metal inserted in his testicles. Rumor has it these bits of metal even temporarily shorted out the electric chair when he was executed.

Did you know Hitler wore stretch pants?
 

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Originally posted by dlcs@Oct 14 2005, 11:51 PM
Oh. I have "Atkins For Cannibals." My bad.
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mmmm ... atkins for cannibals.

it&#39;s easy to have a high-protein, low-carb diet when you&#39;re a cannibal.
 

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Oh yes, skin is a great source of protein.

Here&#39;s a thought.
If you ate someone&#39;s brain would you get smarter?? Would it all depend on the brain you ate.
 

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Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 16 2005, 03:59 AM
Oh yes, skin is a great source of protein.

Here&#39;s a thought.
If you ate someone&#39;s brain would you get smarter?? Would it all depend on the brain you ate.
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No, not unless you believe there&#39;s some way for intelligence to escape stomach acids&#33;
As I see it, intelligence dissipates in thin air, I would have to believe stomach acid would kill it completely. Still, brains are probably good with butter and some beans.
 

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Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 16 2005, 04:17 AM
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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Scientific Fact:
If every person in China walked by you, in a single file, the line would never end b/c of the rate of production.
 

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Originally posted by Matthew@Oct 15 2005, 06:49 PM
mmmm ... atkins for cannibals.

it&#39;s easy to have a high-protein, low-carb diet when you&#39;re a cannibal.
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Be careful eating clowns.

They taste funny.
 

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Originally posted by absinthium@Oct 15 2005, 02:34 AM
Did you know Hitler wore stretch pants?
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Not until I saw him in the LPSG photo gallery.

That was him, wasn&#39;t it?
 

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Originally posted by dlcs@Oct 16 2005, 07:16 AM
Why doesn&#39;t anyone ever ask the woodchuck how much wood he chucks?
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All I know is that if he chucks too much he up-chucks.
 

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Last week I raked up some upchucked woodchuck chuck and dropped it in the chucker.

The shitty city charged me a fucking chucking fee.
 

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Three swiss witch-bitches which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch? :shrug:
 

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Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 16 2005, 11:37 AM
Clones are people two.
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One day a mad scientist decided he was going to clone himself. After waiting for the clone to gestate, he placed it in an age-accelerating device and it emerged fully-grown, the same age as the mad scientist and cursing loudly.
He told the clone that polite society would not accept him if he swore all the time. So the clone took to scratching himself and swearing even more. After a few weeks of filthy underpants, incessant nose-picking, loud cursing, and listening to Hammond Organ music all the time, the mad scientist had had enough of the clone and took him to the Grand Canyon.
While the clone was pissing over the side, trying to hit passing tourists, the mad scientist knocked him over the head with a rock and pushed him into the chasm below.
The mad scientist returned to the lab to find the police waiting for him. You see, there had been a witness, who had immediately called the police to report someone making an obscene clone fall.
 

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My online cock is so big I throw it over my shoulder and walk around with it. A guy came up to me yesterday day and said what could I do with that monster cock I said you could throw it over your shoulder this damn thing is Heavy&#33;&#33;&#33; :toast: