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[GoneA]

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 16 2005, 11:45 AM
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

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So funny you should mention that! I've been noticing the exact same thing myself recently.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Here's a fast couple of ponderence I thought of the last 2 weeks:

What's the point behind sterilizing a needle used for lethal injection?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they're all crammed together?

You know that indestructable black box they have in planes? why the hell don't they make the entire plane out of them?

If the word "pro" is the opposite of the word "con", then would that mean to say that the word "congress" is the opposite of "progress"?

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK@Oct 16 2005, 08:40 PM
Here's a fast couple of ponderence I thought of the last 2 weeks:

You know that indestructable black box they have in planes? why the hell don't they make the entire plane out of them?

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Because most people like their planes to actually FLY.

 

[GoneA]

I have kleptomania; but, when it get really bad I take something for it.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Originally posted by GoneA+Oct 17 2005, 03:35 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Oct 17 2005, 03:35 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK@Oct 16 2005, 08:40 PM
Here&#39;s a fast couple of ponderence I thought of the last 2 weeks:

You know that indestructable black box they have in planes? why the hell don&#39;t they make the entire plane out of them?

[post=352374]Quoted post[/post]​

Because most people like their planes to actually FLY.

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Well, I meant the material, not the black box itself. :crazy:

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Originally posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
Here&#39;s a fast couple of ponderence I thought of the last 2 weeks:

What&#39;s the point behind sterilizing a needle used for lethal injection?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they&#39;re all crammed together?

You know that indestructable black box they have in planes? why the hell don&#39;t they make the entire plane out of them?

If the word "pro" is the opposite of the word "con", then would that mean to say that the word "congress" is the opposite of "progress"?

Dig it there, Chuck. Got any more googled cliches?

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK+Oct 17 2005, 11:01 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK &#064; Oct 17 2005, 11:01 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 17 2005, 03:35 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

@Oct 16 2005, 08:40 PM
Here&#39;s a fast couple of ponderence I thought of the last 2 weeks:

You know that indestructable black box they have in planes? why the hell don&#39;t they make the entire plane out of them?

[post=352374]Quoted post[/post]​

Because most people like their planes to actually FLY.

[post=352452]Quoted post[/post]​

Well, I meant the material, not the black box itself. :crazy:

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Me to.

(Doesn&#39;t matter..still hilarious :yourock: )

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 16 2005, 08:37 PM
I have kleptomania; but, when it get really bad I take something for it.

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Hey&#33; Where&#39;s my kleptomania medicine???

 

[dcwrestlefan]

It burns when I pee.

 

[GoneA]

It pees when I burn.

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

If human meat tastes like chicken to a cannibal, what does chicken meat taste like to a chicken cannibal?

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by HappyHammer1977@Oct 18 2005, 09:22 AM
If human meat tastes like chicken to a cannibal, what does chicken meat taste like to a chicken cannibal?

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Why, it tastes like chicken, of course.

mmm .... chicken

 

[dcwrestlefan]

Originally posted by Matthew+Oct 18 2005, 08:10 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Matthew &#064; Oct 18 2005, 08:10 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-HappyHammer1977@Oct 18 2005, 09:22 AM
If human meat tastes like chicken to a cannibal, what does chicken meat taste like to a chicken cannibal?

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Why, it tastes like chicken, of course.

mmm .... chicken

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When a chicken and a turkey hook up, they make a chickey.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

ID card? I don&#39;t need no stinkin&#39; ID card. I already know who I am&#33;

 

[Pecker]

I&#39;m innocent&#33; I didn&#39;t mean to do it&#33;

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

I aint gettin&#39; on no plane fool&#33;

 

[Shelby]

What did the lesbian frog say?

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by Shelby@Oct 19 2005, 12:51 PM
What did the lesbian frog say?

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Ooo&#33; Ooo&#33; I know&#33; I know&#33; :hi:

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Shelby@Oct 19 2005, 04:51 PM
What did the lesbian frog say?

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"I just banged this chick named Jimmy last night."