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[B_HappyHammer1977]

Roger Irrelevant; he's completely hatstand.

 

[hippyscum]

"Action Panzer" by The Wildhearts has the meatiest fucking riff ever.

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by Pecker+Oct 19 2005, 12:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker &#064; Oct 19 2005, 12:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Shelby@Oct 19 2005, 12:51 PM
What did the lesbian frog say?

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Ooo&#33; Ooo&#33; I know&#33; I know&#33; :hi:

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Well is somebody going to say?

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by Matthew+Oct 21 2005, 12:02 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Matthew &#064; Oct 21 2005, 12:02 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 19 2005, 12:49 PM
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@Oct 19 2005, 12:51 PM
What did the lesbian frog say?

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Ooo&#33; Ooo&#33; I know&#33; I know&#33; :hi:

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Well is somebody going to say?

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"It&#39;s true: we do taste like chicken&#33;"

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Oct 20 2005, 10:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Oct 20 2005, 10:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Matthew@Oct 21 2005, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 19 2005, 12:49 PM
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@Oct 19 2005, 12:51 PM
What did the lesbian frog say?

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Ooo&#33; Ooo&#33; I know&#33; I know&#33; :hi:

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Well is somebody going to say?

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"It&#39;s true: we do taste like chicken&#33;"

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[/b][/quote]LOL - I have this feeling I&#39;m the only person on the planet who hadn&#39;t heard that joke before.

 

[absinthium]

How many absurdists does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[DC_DEEP]

Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 14 2005, 04:07 AM
so how about those Yankees. didn&#39;t Yankee Doodle go to town riding on a pony. i&#39;ve always wanted a pony; but, i&#39;ll settle for a horse. horses smell horrible, though. though rhymes with Dough.

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D&#39;OH&#33;

 

[DC_DEEP]

Originally posted by absinthium@Oct 21 2005, 03:38 PM
How many absurdists does it take to change a light bulb?

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What an absurd question&#33; Why would they want to change a light bulb that is not burned out?

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by DC_DEEP+Oct 21 2005, 03:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DC_DEEP &#064; Oct 21 2005, 03:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-absinthium@Oct 21 2005, 03:38 PM
How many absurdists does it take to change a light bulb?

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What an absurd question&#33; Why would they want to change a light bulb that is not burned out?

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Because the lightbulb doesn&#39;t match the giraffe&#39;s eyes.

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by absinthium@Oct 21 2005, 03:38 PM
How many absurdists does it take to change a light bulb?

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THE FISH&#33;

GETITGETIT??????

 

[jonb]

If you add one more carbon to pyramidine carboxylic acid, does that make it homoerotic acid? Is a molecule with two Cm3+ ions bi-curious?

 

[madame_zora]

What&#39;s the difference between an orange?

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Oct 23 2005, 02:15 AM
What&#39;s the difference between an orange?

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and a purple.

 

[Pecker]

I was trapped in a house with a lawyer, a bare-breasted woman and a dead man. The rattlesnake in the paper bag only complicated matters.

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 23 2005, 03:32 AM
I was trapped in a house with a lawyer, a bare-breasted woman and a dead man. The rattlesnake in the paper bag only complicated matters.

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Minus the paper bag and the lawyer....sounds like that scene from Kill Bill 2

BTW....great movie. Very........inspirational.

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by absinthium+Oct 21 2005, 01:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(absinthium &#064; Oct 21 2005, 01:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by absinthium@Oct 21 2005, 03:38 PM
How many absurdists does it take to change a light bulb?

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THE FISH&#33;

GETITGETIT??????

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YESYES

Originally posted by jonb@Oct 22 2005, 05:35 PM
If you add one more carbon to pyramidine carboxylic acid, does that make it homoerotic acid? Is a molecule with two Cm3+ ions bi-curious?

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Yes, and yes.
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What&#39;s the difference between an orange?

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Ummm ... yes?

 

[dlcs]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Oct 22 2005, 08:15 PM
What&#39;s the difference between an orange?

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Forty-two.

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by dlcs+Oct 23 2005, 11:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dlcs &#064; Oct 23 2005, 11:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Oct 22 2005, 08:15 PM
What&#39;s the difference between an orange?

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Forty-two.

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ewwww....good one. That one actually caught me off guard and made me lol.

 

[GoneA]

People that never get carried away......should be.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by GoneA+Oct 24 2005, 06:03 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Oct 24 2005, 06:03 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by dlcs@Oct 23 2005, 11:04 PM
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@Oct 22 2005, 08:15 PM
What&#39;s the difference between an orange?

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Forty-two.

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ewwww....good one. That one actually caught me off guard and made me lol.

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Yay, I&#39;M 42, I&#39;M the answer to everything&#33;