Jack Venice

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  1. invisibleman

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    Hello, LPSG-ers.

    I was looking through Roscoz's "Straight Guy" blog thingy in his signature. And I came across this hottie: Jack Venice. I have seen him on "Straight Guys for Gay Guys" website as well.

    I was like...DAYUMMM!!!! :hitit:. I was looking at his :spam: and I was :hypnotized: and :mischievous:.

    He really unleashed all these complex scenarios...these game plans...the frekky mantasies. (Yeah, I know he is straight.:eek:uch::worried:) (And I know what you are thinking about Invisibleman: :crackhead:)


    But, man, he is short. He got a real thick neck. Lip piercings. Those tattoos. That stocky body. Oh and that big old :spam:. Those nice looking legs. I watched him do it with these porno starlets and I got envious of those beyotches.:boobies::boobies::rocketwhore:

    But hey, we all are on a journey. We gotta go our own ways, right? He loves pussy. I like what he got...:spam:.

    I don't care how big it is. He is alright with me. (Now, what do I tell Matt Damon? Michael C. Hall? Fuck it...what they don't know...won't hurt them. Don't tell them anything, okay?):wink:
     
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    Ooh, I hate that beyotch. :boobies::rocketwhore::damnit1:

    That should be me instead of her. :mad:
     
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    I found a YouTube video of Jack Venice. Yay!!!!:smile:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziVWfA5-x94

    Even straight guys have problems scoring women. I would've went and got banged with the other gurls. Her fuggin loss. :smile:
     
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    He looks like an ex Mormon missionary in these. I like that.:hypnotized::bigeyes:
     
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    Ooh, he looks hot in court. He is an episode of OZ waiting to happen.
    That's sek-zey. :hypnotized:

    :indifferent:
     
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    dayum Jack is hot!! those thick thighs and juicy butt - he's more than welcome to take a seat on my face anytime ;~
     
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    I've seen him several times in straight movies but didn't know his name until just recently. Some XXX titles may list the male cast on the case but few identify what performer is which.

    Anyway, I love the tattoo on his left leg. It depicts a band of large machine gun ammunition plus he has a large red sunburg on his upper back.

    Sentenced to a life term, I hear he will be eligible for parole after nine years.

    I'd like to be his cell mate even if I couldn't touch. :rolleyes: