Sauerkraut
Worshipped Member
This whole things reminds me of when Henrik Rummel was "accused" of having an errection during the rowing medals ceremony. It wasn't until days later, when his girl friend released a statement that it wasn't even close to hard, that the the phalluphobia subsided and was replaced by jealousy from guys who realized that they were only that big when soft and didn't have as good looking a girlfriend, mistress or wife.