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big boi 28: i WORK AT A AUTO PLANT AND THIS GUY HAD ALL THIS PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN AND DIFFERENT PORN MOVIES IN HIS LOCKER. I GOT MY HARD AND I WENT UPSTAIRS AND JACK OFF IN A STALL BUT NEVER DID IT AGAIN
 

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I do this from time to time. Today in fact. I was feeling very horny and was in the mood to pull one off, so I closed my door, got out the lotion and some water and went for it. I always like to lean back in my chair and imagine that some rugged bear dude or hot chick is kneeling under my desk and servicing me.

Ahh...sweet release...
 

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Here's one for ya'. About 15 years ago I was working as an engineer in the up-and-coming video-conferencing industry. I would occasionally find myself alone doing testing in these Fortune 100 company's facilities. These conference rooms were all equipped with super-high-quality video cameras and large-screen video display devices.

One day, at a customer's site, I began to wonder what my own dick might look like up on the big screen. I was scared as hell of getting caught but after thinking about it for a while I zoomed the camera around to my crotch, whipped my meat out, took a quick look and put it right back. I was intrigued by this and I hadn't gotten caught, so I did it again for a bit longer look.

After a few of these 'trial runs', the sexuality finally overtook the fear of discovery and I wound up with a huge hard-on filling a 67" video screen. It was amazing looking, and I slowly started to stroke it. I could see every minute detail of my swollen head up on the screen, as glistening droplets of pre-cum began to form (the TV lighting in these rooms was also first rate). I zoomed all the way in on the head and watched, almost mesmerized, as the pre-cum begin to run off to one side leaving a glistening trail.

Then, almost without my being aware, my orgasm hit and I scrambled to catch the cum in my hand while trying to watch the event live on TV. Needless to say, after climaxing, I felt really stupid and remorseful. Did I really just do that.....HERE??!! Had I gotten caught it would not only been the end of that job but perhaps the end of a career which I still enjoy today...with my dick firmly planted in my pants till I get home, thank you.

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Originally posted by mrsparkle@May 26 2005, 07:35 PM
Here's one for ya'.  About 15 years ago I was working as an engineer in the up-and-coming video-conferencing industry.  I would occasionally find myself alone doing testing in these Fortune 100 company's facilities.  These conference rooms were all equipped with super-high-quality video cameras and large-screen video display devices.

One day, at a customer's site, I began to wonder what my own dick might look like up on the big screen.  I was scared as hell of getting caught but after thinking about it for a while I zoomed the camera around to my crotch, whipped my meat out, took a quick look and put it right back.  I was intrigued by this and I hadn't gotten caught, so I did it again for a bit longer look.

After a few of these 'trial runs', the sexuality finally overtook the fear of discovery and I wound up with a huge hard-on filling a 67" video screen.  It was amazing looking, and I slowly started to stroke it.  I could see every minute detail of my swollen head up on the screen, as glistening droplets of pre-cum began to form (the TV lighting in these rooms was also first rate).  I zoomed all the way in on the head and watched, almost mesmerized, as the pre-cum begin to run off to one side leaving a glistening trail.

Then, almost without my being aware, my orgasm hit and I scrambled to catch the cum in my hand while trying to watch the event live on TV.  Needless to say, after climaxing, I felt really stupid and remorseful.  Did I really just do that.....HERE??!!  Had I gotten caught it would not only been the end of that job but perhaps the end of a career which I still enjoy today...with my dick firmly planted in my pants till I get home, thank you.

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Wow,mrsparkle, that story is amazing & sexually stimulating. Since I like watching myself jerk off, I'd been just as horny as you in that same situation.

I work in construction & sometimes if I'm alone in a particular room that's been framed before the drywall goes up, I'll jerk off a load or two between the 2 by 4s. Just my special way of marking my territory & getting kinky at the same time. :p
 

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Just think of all those people buying new houses and thinking the first time "they" fuck in it is the christening. Ha, jokes on them.
 

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I used to know a woman who worked in real estate. She worked out of the model homes and loved to service me and my buddy every chance she got. Needless to say, driving past a house that you have had sex in unbeknownst to everyone is quite interesting.
 

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Originally posted by hungrick@May 27 2005, 04:14 AM
Wow,mrsparkle, that story is amazing & sexually stimulating. Since I like watching myself jerk off, I'd been just as horny as you in that same situation.
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Maybe it's because I like watching myself jerk off, with my dick head seeming to enlarge as it reaches the point of ejaculation and the first jet of creamy sauce erupting, that I get aroused when a dude like you, hungrick, admits to getting sexually stimulated and horny while watching. mrsparkle's report re. watching his cock enlarge and get stroked on a 67" video screen has got to be one of the sexiest stories I've come across and certainly has my dick rigid. It's comforting to know others are effected similarly. What I would miss without LPSG :excl:
 
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Snicklet69: my ex used to jerk off at work. i'd call during the middle of the day, he'd close the door and have a go at it. of course, i would do the same. well not jerk, more like rub ;)
 

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Originally posted by alleyblu@May 26 2005, 07:11 AM

One day I happened to notice that they were all standing up and not taking a dump. I remember thinking, maybe there all smoking or something. Only after a few months later after I had left the company did it dawn on me that they must've all been wanking
I do this and I don't whack off at work (nothing wrong with it, I just don't feel the need), I just prefer to piss in private.
 

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I do it all the time. I make a lot of pre cum when i even THINK of sex. I can rub the underside of my dick with my finger and with the lube from the precum, I can get off quickly at my desk. Of course I cant get up until the wet spot in my pants has dried. But so far this has worked well for me. Its very exciting!!
 

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Originally posted by Mr_Clark+May 29 2005, 03:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mr_Clark &#064; May 29 2005, 03:01 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-alleyblu@May 26 2005, 07:11 AM

One day I happened to notice that they were all standing up and not taking a dump. I remember thinking, maybe there all smoking or something. Only after a few months later after I had left the company did it dawn on me that they must&#39;ve all been wanking 
I do this and I don&#39;t whack off at work (nothing wrong with it, I just don&#39;t feel the need), I just prefer to piss in private.
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I use the stalls too, but ALL the guys in the bathroom ( around 5) where standing up using the stalls&#33;. Not to mention the ever present "slapping" sounds. It was pretty wild.......
 

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Originally posted by alleyblu@May 31 2005, 12:19 PM
I use the stalls too, but ALL the guys in the bathroom ( around 5) where standing up using the stalls&#33;. Not to mention the ever present "slapping" sounds. It was pretty wild.......
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The more senses involved with sex, the hotter it is for me, alleyblu. I can imagine the "slapping" sounds made by the 5 masturbaters and, as you say, "pretty wild" situation. My question is "did you join in the activity"? I know I would have hardened and taken strokes.
 

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Originally posted by RoysToy+May 31 2005, 12:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(RoysToy &#064; May 31 2005, 12:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-alleyblu@May 31 2005, 12:19 PM
I use the stalls too, but ALL the guys in the bathroom ( around 5) where standing up using the stalls&#33;. Not to mention the ever present "slapping" sounds. It was pretty wild.......
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The more senses involved with sex, the hotter it is for me, alleyblu. I can imagine the "slapping" sounds made by the 5 masturbaters and, as you say, "pretty wild" situation. My question is "did you join in the activity"? I know I would have hardened and taken strokes.
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haha.......no I just listened.
To be honest really did&#39;nt know what was happening till after I thought about it......
 

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Of course, wouldnt survive the day without at least 3 trips to the "bathroom" :evilgrin:
 

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Originally posted by db03@May 31 2005, 10:57 AM
Of course, wouldnt survive the day without at least 3 trips to the "bathroom" :evilgrin:
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Are you serious??

You jerk off 3 x a day at work??
 

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Originally posted by alleyblu+May 31 2005, 09:43 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(alleyblu &#064; May 31 2005, 09:43 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by RoysToy@May 31 2005, 12:38 PM
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@May 31 2005, 12:19 PM
I use the stalls too, but ALL the guys in the bathroom ( around 5) where standing up using the stalls&#33;. Not to mention the ever present "slapping" sounds. It was pretty wild.......
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The more senses involved with sex, the hotter it is for me, alleyblu. I can imagine the "slapping" sounds made by the 5 masturbaters and, as you say, "pretty wild" situation. My question is "did you join in the activity"? I know I would have hardened and taken strokes.
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haha.......no I just listened.
To be honest really did&#39;nt know what was happening till after I thought about it......
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Wow, you guys are naive&#33;

First, what you stumbled upon was probably a tea room, meaning a bathroom where men go in order to blow/jack each other. The stalls that were always taken probably had holes in the walls so that the person in one stall can look and see someone in the other stall jacking off. Haven&#39;t you ever heard of that or seen that before?

Second, I jack regularly at work and in public restrooms. I don&#39;t know why--it&#39;s just fun. Part of the fun is making a little noise, so that someone in an adjoining stall might hear you. Since men are very sexually empathetic, a guy hearing another guy will sometimes start stroking too. This is not a gay/straight thing, just the way men are. I think someone posted something like that above.

I used to work for a university, and guys would be stroking in the stalls all the time--again, not a gay/straight thing, just a release of built-up sexual tension. Now if you&#39;ll excuse me, I&#39;m going to take my 15-minute break and head to the men&#39;s room&#33;
 

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Originally posted by ebviking+May 31 2005, 07:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ebviking &#064; May 31 2005, 07:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-db03@May 31 2005, 10:57 AM
Of course, wouldnt survive the day without at least 3 trips to the "bathroom" :evilgrin:
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Are you serious??

You jerk off 3 x a day at work??
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Ya, my job is exceptionally boring sometimes....so whats a boy to do???
 

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Originally posted by db03+May 31 2005, 11:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(db03 &#064; May 31 2005, 11:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by ebviking@May 31 2005, 07:11 PM
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@May 31 2005, 10:57 AM
Of course, wouldnt survive the day without at least 3 trips to the "bathroom" :evilgrin:
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Are you serious??

You jerk off 3 x a day at work??
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Ya, my job is exceptionally boring sometimes....so whats a boy to do???
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I definitely found myself beating off in stalls when I had some of my more boring jobs. I don&#39;t know about 3 times a day at work though. Hell three times a day in general saps me of quite a bit of energy. But if the work isn&#39;t getting anywhere, I do admit, a good jack makes me think straight.