Jacking off

[henridevero]

When and Where was the most inappropriate place you just had to jack off?

 

[D_Hammond Happydipper]

outside when walking

 

[D_Daryl Dipstick]

my girlfriends house when they were all out all day. i came five times throughout the day

 

[wtan]

why were you alone at your girlfriends house

 

[Patchos]

At my grandmothers funeral

 

[henridevero]

i was hoping that no-one would say "at a funeral". but i guess if mr cock demands, then he has to be obeyed

 

[BIGBULL29]

At my grandmothers funeral

You are so going to hell.:biggrin1:

 

[D_Knute_Knockneed]

On a plane. Three times in one flight.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

i was hoping that no-one would say "at a funeral". but i guess if mr cock demands, then he has to be obeyed

Unless, unless there's something Patchos isn't telling us all she doesn't have a Mr Cock confused to obey, indeed I suspect obeying Mr Cock is the last thing on Patchos' agenda.

:wink:

 

[SouthernSpunk]

In a frozen food meat locker. A lot.

I hope none of you like Taco Bell.

 

[D_Knute_Knockneed]

Love your style, Southern.

 

[Chase1600]

In a frozen food meat locker. A lot.

I hope none of you like Taco Bell.

Now I do. - whisper: *where do you work now*

 

[UGADawg10]

on the train (subway)

 

[BIGBULL29]

I rubbed it in 8th grade in English class. Of course, no one could see what I was doing. I always came, too :biggrin1: (no lies).

When you're 14-15, it's so easy to cum, as you barely need any stimulation.

 

[SouthernSpunk]

I rubbed it in 8th grade in English class. Of course, no one could see what I was doing. I always came, too :biggrin1: (no lies).

When you're 14-15, it's so easy to cum, as you barely need any stimulation.

So, what did you do with the bull seed, Bull? Thank God men don't make noise automatically when we cum, like crickets.

... and yeah. I was so horny at 14, all a word needed was an X in it, and I was boning up... then the leaking would start. Then it was off to the frozen meat locker :biggrin1:

 

[borntobeking]

Years ago before I had a private office I had a job where I sat at an open cubicle and I would rub one out without anyone noticing.

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

had phone sex with gf while i was in my office. shot a huge load under my desk.

 

[TopDudeFtl]

In the prep room of a small cafeteria that I worked at in an office building. There was always a lull in the amount of employees coming in between 9-10 AM so I closed the door & whipped it out. I had just finished when I heard someone just outside the door call out my name. It was an older guy who had the hots for me & would cruise me mercilessly. When I opened the door, he asked what I was up to, then winked. I told him I was sweeping the floor behind the door. A couple of years later he told me that he knew I was jerking off back there because not only did I leave the broom outside of the back room that day, but I had the biggest bulge in my pants when I came out.

 

[Nd10]

At my grandmothers funeral

Awesome!

 

[littlepenis]

Disneyland. Pirates of the Caribbean ride.