Jackpot!!!

[Lex Crawford]

Hi there,

Self-obsessed ladies man in UK seeks stunning woman (personality unimportant).
Anything goes, but I'm not into talking, so if you want to talk then I'm not interested.
I'm not willing to travel, so start getting your shoes on now. If your going to pass anywhere selling fast food then it would probably be a good idea to get me some. Not KFC though; there's only going to be one mega bucket in my house tonight and I aint eatin' my dinner out of it, if you catch my drift.

Don't PM unless you've got a picture, and good looking friends.

Lex

 

[Rikter8]

Mega bucket being the toilet after food poisoning?

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Please feel free to post your own picture. It would really help that one gal out there see if she liked you, and if her good looking friends liked you too.