Jake Pavelka

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  1. AustinTX

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    Now that he's dumped Vienna and she's complaining about the lack of sex, I want to say that he sets off my gaydar...big time. I thought he was a fag from the first ime I saw him. He had a couple of close nelly attacks when on DWTS. Anyone else had their dar go off?
     
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    He is quite handsome, and I've thought the same thing....*ping*
     
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    He was a bit of a dick (pun intended) to his partner Chelsea on DWTS, and I've heard he's kind of dicky anyway, so maybe his dickiness coupled with Vienna's famewhoreishness (and his, too), is why they didn't last. I wouldn't be shocked if he preferred the hot beef injection. I mean, did u see his beautiful gams during his "Risky Business" dance on DWTS? Have a look:

    http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/news/100503/jake-pavelka-240.jpg
    http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/04/21/amd_dancing_jake_pavelka.jpg
    http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/default/9d/cd/9dcdc408fc3754ba5b1704fb026009aa_def.jpg

    By the way, I wouldn't mind getting his hotter than hot cousin Jesse Pavelka on all fours, either.
     
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    I should not be saying this, but my brother works for the costuming dept of DWTS and he told me the day he meet jake that he was not straight at all. My brother is a big gay man w/very good sense about these things. He also said that the marrage would'nt last a month after the show.
     
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    That boy sucks cock and throws his legs in the air.
    I knew it.
    My gaydar never fails.
     
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    His ass looks like having a potential of being bubbly and round...
     
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    i always thought gay and then he cried when he left dwts it clenched it ;)
     
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    gay gay gay...no doubts what's so ever....
     
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    He is very hot indeed.
     
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    Heh heh. The Huffington Post had some celebrity articles written about the breakup, the big one being how he almost hit her during the taping of their breakup reunion thing after getting into a fight. I don't know about "hit." I could believe "clawing a bitch's eye out."

    But better than that, when she went public with their breakup and why it happened, all hell broke loose. Without saying outright that he's not into the poon, she said that they quit being physically intimate with one another. When pressed for details, she listed his excuses.

    "I'm fasting."
    "I believe in sex only after marriage."
    "I don't feel like it."
    "I got a headache!"

    LOL, really? Reminds me of that Family Guy joke about the dude who can't get it up being desperate for a distraction.

    "Well now there's just so much going on..." :p
     
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    I hate reality television. Especially The Bachelor. But I'll admit that I was almost tempted to check it out because of how hot Jake was. ALMOST.
     
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    I would lick his asshole...:tongue::tongue::wink:
     
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    I've met him. He's a lot shorter than you'd think. No idea on size downstairs though.
     
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    Yep, gay as a box of rhinestones!
     
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    Ugh.

    I had him clocked at the "I'm going watch this crap to see if there's at least 2 or 3 hot, non-tool guys worth enduring 10 weeks of endless stupid bullshit in order to see said 2 to 3 guys in a few segments showing some skin" moment.

    aka: The first episode.

    Too perfect, ya know?
     
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    So now that the rumors abound that Jake has been approached to do a spread for Playgirl, I wonder what the odds are that he will do it. It appears Jake will do anything to keep him in the celebrity spotlight. I think there will be Pavelka cock and ass in Playgirl or tabloid mag very soon. He maybe "caught" accidentially on purpose, but he will bare it all!
    Watch out Levi, it's time for Jake and 15 minutes of fame. :rolleyes:
     
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    I don't find him hot at all. I do, however, have a friend who says he would put his tongue in Jake's asshole.
     
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    gay gay gay!!!!!
     
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    vienna should had taken out her strap on..that relationship would have stayed intact!
     
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    hmm..we must be friends...

    Anyway, my theory about Jake's reluctance to consummate with Vienna is a brief multiple choice:

    A. He has a very tiny penis and is reluctant to share;
    B. He's gay.

    I suppose the two aren't mutually exclusive, although it would be disappointing...
     
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