Japan Pledges to Stop Weirdo Porn

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    Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    "We honestly had no idea people did not enjoy this stuff," said Cultural Affairs Minister Kazuhiro Nakai, expressing regret for the thousands of hours of bondage porn, rape porn, utensil-rape porn, food-rape porn, frozen-food-rape porn, vomit-enema porn, elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn, and the kind of a porn in which a nubile youth is kidnapped, stripped, tied down in a wading pool and raped. "We are deeply ashamed for whatever it is about these films that has made people around the world vomit so vigorously. Please know that the content was only intended to entertain and arouse."


    Sources inside the Ministry of Cultural Affairs said Nakai, shocked by the recent development, is seeking to recall many of the products, including an estimated 27 million copies of select bukkake (splash), gokkun (gulp), and tamakeri (testicle-kicking) videos.
     
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    I must confess to having seen some of these in small clips and outtakes and they tend to invoke a sense of revulsion in me, rather than arousal. Sometimes laughter, but never arousal.
     
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    Just when you thought that you heard it all, I don't know how this got past me. We've come a long way since the simple butt fuck heh.
     
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    Japanese taste in porn was one of these things that made me realize just how much variation among cultures there really is out there. Some of it is hot, a lot of it is gross, some of it is... just baffling.
     
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    It didn't bother me one way or the other until the one with sushi and the gay geisha.
     
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