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http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/20/asia/japanese-millennials-virgins/
Woah, this really doesn't look good. In article after article it's reported that there are Japanese millennials who would rather do anything but engage in romance. I may not be the brightest light bulb on the Christmas tree but even I know that procreation is pretty dependent on a male seeing a female, which in turn stirs all manner of bio-hormonal excitement and an ancient ritual of...well you know. Ideally this results in carpet commandos crawling around nine months later and society being perpetuated. Today Japan has a negative population growth.
In the above article, Japan has encouraged guys to sign-up for drawing classes where their longing eyes are able to cast upon an actual three-dimensional living female. Male virgins, some in their forties who heretofore were not able to draw stick people, may now attempt to sketch what they only saw on the Internet. Ideally this experience and a newfound anatomical familiarity with the female form will encourage them to go out and experiment with a female partner. I wish them all the luck in the world, even No Hung Low who's batting average is 0 for 10,000.
Still another article I read contained two women with a high-tech Japanese robot in a marriage ceremony. I think the robot was acting as either best man (woman) or was licensed to perform the actual marriage ceremony itself. Either way I didn't see a photo of a human male anywhere at the Japanese lifestyle marriage, which portends badly for human heterosexual reproduction. Come on, I realize the Japanese have designed pretty advanced robots who do a myriad of tasks but a robo-lover with a robo-penis or vagina is caring things too far.
Provocatively, does all this lack of sex lead to the stereotypical myth of the Asian mini-me? I mean...if no blood is surging in the area....?
Woah, this really doesn't look good. In article after article it's reported that there are Japanese millennials who would rather do anything but engage in romance. I may not be the brightest light bulb on the Christmas tree but even I know that procreation is pretty dependent on a male seeing a female, which in turn stirs all manner of bio-hormonal excitement and an ancient ritual of...well you know. Ideally this results in carpet commandos crawling around nine months later and society being perpetuated. Today Japan has a negative population growth.
In the above article, Japan has encouraged guys to sign-up for drawing classes where their longing eyes are able to cast upon an actual three-dimensional living female. Male virgins, some in their forties who heretofore were not able to draw stick people, may now attempt to sketch what they only saw on the Internet. Ideally this experience and a newfound anatomical familiarity with the female form will encourage them to go out and experiment with a female partner. I wish them all the luck in the world, even No Hung Low who's batting average is 0 for 10,000.
Still another article I read contained two women with a high-tech Japanese robot in a marriage ceremony. I think the robot was acting as either best man (woman) or was licensed to perform the actual marriage ceremony itself. Either way I didn't see a photo of a human male anywhere at the Japanese lifestyle marriage, which portends badly for human heterosexual reproduction. Come on, I realize the Japanese have designed pretty advanced robots who do a myriad of tasks but a robo-lover with a robo-penis or vagina is caring things too far.
Provocatively, does all this lack of sex lead to the stereotypical myth of the Asian mini-me? I mean...if no blood is surging in the area....?