Jared Leto

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    His eyes are enough for me. I fell for him hard watching "Panic Room."
     
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    sadly, he was one of the only two worthwhile things about that movie (the other one being jodie foster's quivering, unsupported breasts). even forest whitaker somehow managed to be hopelessly mediocre.
     
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    Yes, his publicist did a good job in hiring the porn star to say Leto's huge.
     
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    I have mentioned Jared Leto's bulge elsewhere around here. I have a friend who has shared a bed with Jared and 2 women and he said that JL was the most unbelievably well hung man he's ever seen, over 10 inches.
     
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    I have heard some intriguing rumors... anyone got anything? Thanks!
     
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    I have it on very good authority, from someone who knows what a big dick actually looks like, that he is quite enormous.
     
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    THANKS GUYS!!! You are the best. I heard the same thing...
     
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    It's a bat

    No joke, really, it is; an obvious attempt at blatant innuendo.
     
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    who's jared leto?
     
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    Some pretty boy with (no doubt) little to recommend him between his legs.
     
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    Probly more between his legs than between his ears.
     
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    well put
     
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    One such example would be his coming out to an interviewer; then retracting what he said, after publication.

    Coming out text:
    TyeinMusic: how was it working with Lindsay?
    TyeinMusic: we hear it was ... pretty good
    ThirtySecondLeto: great. She’s very talented
    ThirtySecondLeto: goober
    TyeinMusic: lol
    TyeinMusic: you guys still hang?
    ThirtySecondLeto: ha! It’s so funny how perception and reality are so often as far as day and night
    ThirtySecondLeto: I’ll give you an exclusive....
    TyeinMusic: ooh. lay it on me
    ThirtySecondLeto: I’m gay
    TyeinMusic: *!*
    TyeinMusic: please tell me you're serious
    ThirtySecondLeto: as a goose.
    TyeinMusic: so does this mean that in real life, you were more “Ricky Vasquez” than “Jordan Catalano”?
    TyeinMusic: but wait. back up... are you gay or not?
    TyeinMusic: cuz if not, that was SO mean!
    ThirtySecondLeto: hahaha
    ThirtySecondLeto: I’m like Morrissey.
    TyeinMusic: and... morrissey's kinda gay
    TyeinMusic: when he’s not being celibate
    ThirtySecondLeto: i thought he was asexual?


    Retraction note:
    Editor's Note: After this interview was published, Jared Leto contacted us to say that he was, in fact, not gay, and that his "coming out" should not be taken seriously. What a tease.

    This of course still leaves the posobility of his being bisexual very wide open...

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