Jared Leto

[Ophelialaska topanga martinez]

He’s so hot I thought this thread would be way busier than this

 

[Ophelialaska topanga martinez]

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[cocktaste]

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Underwear in the pool? He should be mandated to wear a speedo!

 

[Radio Bass]

In another version of Cassandra's story, she says she had to go to the ER in Las Vegas and have her pussy sewn up becase he'd ripped it with his massive schlong.

Just like her tales of dating Elvis, she has told the story of sex with Tom Jones about a dozen different ways. My guess is she never met either.

 

[Ophelialaska topanga martinez]

Just like her tales of dating Elvis, she has told the story of sex with Tom Jones about a dozen different ways. My guess is she never met either.

I’ve seen his bulge and it can’t be that far fetched

 

[Radio Bass]

I’ve seen his bulge and it can’t be that far fetched

There's a reason why Elvis' nickname for Tom Jones was "Sock Dick." This is an excerpt from Mamie Van Doren's website:

"I was listening to Howard Stern one morning earlier this year when I caught an interview he did with Cassandra Petersen, aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Howard was pumping Cassandra, as he does all his guests, for intimate details of celebrities she had slept with when she mentioned an affair she'd had with Tom Jones. Howard pressed for details and she said that Tom was huge--that she could barely walk when they were done.

Not long after that, Mary Wilson of the original Supremes was Howard's guest, and said in passing that she too had boinked Tom. When Howard quoted Cassandra that Tom was huge, Mary remarked, "That girl's lyin'."

I was working at the Latin Quarter in New York when Tom called and asked if I'd like to go out.....We had a pleasant dinner somewhere and went back to my place. We made out for a while. When the time seemed right we made ready to fuck. Tom took that bulge into the bathroom to get undressed, but when he came out it was gone! Tom was not sporting a slugger, alas, but a rather unimpressive swatter. I didn't whip out a tape measure, but it must have been four or so. I made the best of it that I could. We did the nasty and parted company.

And so the winner is Mary Wilson with the correct answer: it wasn't that big. And Elvira? I like to think she was being kind, or telling Howard what he wanted to hear.

It was most certainly not unusual. Mamie doesn't lie, kids.

 

[Leon Bauer]

Hot

 

[bigtoad]

 

[deleted867014]

Not hot. And the fact that he thinks he's hot makes him even less hot.

 

[korjb1]

Hot flat stomach

 

[Leon Bauer]

I think you

Not hot. And the fact that he thinks he's hot makes him even less hot.

So why are you here when you don‘t think he‘s hot?

 

[deleted867014]

I think you

So why are you here when you don‘t think he‘s hot?

This is a discussion forum isn't it?

 

[zeugirdor]

Not hot. And the fact that he thinks he's hot makes him even less hot.

Just seen your posting history. Damn, you are one negative and toxic motherfucker. Maybe you should read through it too and do some self-evaluation. Yikes. (Get help.)

 

[deleted867014]

Just seen your posting history. Damn, you are one negative and toxic motherfucker. Maybe you should read through it too and do some self-evaluation. Yikes. (Get help.)

Lol, thanks for your concern but I'm very content with my esoteric sense of humor. Keep reading, there's plenty more to come.

 

[zeugirdor]

Lol, thanks for your concern but I'm very content with my esoteric sense of humor. Keep reading, there's plenty more to come.

I hungrily await with quivering and slightly sexual anticipation.

 

[Peterpedroperez]

I fantasize about him so much, he must be so dominant

 

[Prince Precious]

Funny stains.

 

[KannonOxO]

I will always have a crush on this man. I just know the dick is GOOD

 

[Liquor]

His body is perfect. And you just know that dick is good.

 

[3951331]

I will always have a crush on this man. I just know the dick is GOOD

He’s nice looking but wayyyy too full of himself for me to think he’d actually be good in bed. Don’t misunderstand me .. I’d def hit that! I’m jus not as impressed with him
As he is with himself