Jay-Z, Anyone???

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by badboybryce, Jul 25, 2011.

  1. badboybryce

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    So, I keep hearing/reading that rapper Jay-Z (Beyonce's husband) is extremely hung. He has even boasted about being well-endowed. However, I have never seen any bulge whatsoever.
     
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    I wondered why she was with him...cuz he's not hot. :) NOW I get it! hehehe
     
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    I'd suck Hova dry.
     
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    i guess he has a big "ego" :redface:
     
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    that shit was funny
     
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    susposedly he was on viagara:tongue: Jay%20Z%20erection.jpg
     
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    Jay Z has very big features, ie. lips, eyes, ear, etc. That is usually a good indication that he's packing some heat.:wink:
     
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    I guess so, but I want to see the proof. LOL
     
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    From SuperHead I believe:

    When did you meet jay-Z?
    This was back when Reasonable Doubt came out. We met at a club. One of his friends was fuckin' one of my friends, and he was like "What up. My name is Jay-Z."

    Was he already famous? Were you attracted to him as a person, or more for the fame?
    I definitely didn't find him attractive, but he was borderline famous so I figured I'd have a story to tell. He told me I looked like I had a "fuckable mouth," which i thought was probably the most disrespectful shit I'd ever heard.

    How long did you mess with him?
    Like 3 months

    Were you worried about him sleeping with other girls?
    He had a ton of other bitches. To tell you the truth, with his boring dick, I was glad he was giving it to them.

    Boring?
    Boring. The biggest dick you'll ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun.

    Too big to suck?
    No, not all. That's why he fucked with me. And he screams like a bitch when he busts. It's horrible. He has a big, humungous dick and has no idea what to do with it.

    You didn't try and teach him?
    It wouldn't have worked to teach him anything. He is just boring. Plus, I really didn't care. I was just mostly around for the cash. He might not be boring in bed to everyone, but me I just didn't dig him. He always wanted head first, then back-shots. Then he'd always try and stick it in the asshole. I don't know what the fuck he thought he was doing with that big-ass dick.

    Did you ever let him?
    I wouldn't be talking to you now if I had. My insides would be in a bag.

    What kind of things did he buy you?
    Two fur coats. Diamond earrings. I got mostly cash, though. Cash all the time.

    What's the most cash he ever gave you at one time?
    $3,000. He told me to buy something nice for the next time I gave him some good head. I was like "Whatever". I used it to pay my bills.

    Did you feel like a prostitute?
    The money came way before the head came. Sometimes he'd give me money and I hadn't even done anything.

    Was it like a booty-call thing? He'd call you at a certain time of night?
    He would have his homeboy call me and come pick me up and bring me over to wherever he was. The studio, the club, wherever the fuck he was at.

    Did you ever go to his house?
    Yeah. He'd watch a movie, I'd clean his house, we'd take a shower, fuck and he'd go to sleep. I would take a can, I'd always leave.

    Why didn't you spend the night?
    I didn't wanna wake up next to him. He's ugly.

    So what was in it for you? Bragging rights?
    Yeah, I'm in the music business, so that's pretty much the reason I fucked Jay. Just to say I did.

    Was there ever a situation where you had to deal with him on the business tip?
    Mixing business with pleasure, no. That's too much bullshit. But I think most rappers basically try to fuck bitches who are smart and try to keep them around so they can learn shit. I did it discreetly, though, so most people don't know.
     
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    Every time I see this, I laugh my ass off.
    I believe it's mostly true too.
     
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    according to him, rap was just an exit strategy to selling crack. If you ask me thats all rap is. Talent need not apply.
     
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    Me, too.
     
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    Care to post a vid of you rapping and show us how it's really done?
     
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    I have never seen him nude, but something about him makes me think he's very thick and quite long---and very good in the sack.
     
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    You dont really get what he's saying rap is not easy you are just familiar with what is mainstream it takes skill to rap good you have to find your voice(which is you're stlye), then develop a flow, you have to find the right cadence to rhyme over each beat, there is a lot more to it but im not going to waste my time explaining MCing to someone who just made an uneducated statement a bout a form of music they never explored they just take it from a mainstream radio and video stand point and assume it doesnt take talent smh
     
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    sorry but its my opinion and jayz has solidified it for me. Every person i meet who wants to rap or does rap is trying to escape a bad situation by rapping. Thats fine but dont expect me to give credit to rappers who take already established songs, loop it, and talk over it. Its like JayZ's grey album, he did over a beatles album and that is awesome to somewhat resurrect a great album, but thats rediculous from an established musicians standpoint to do that. If i made a song and its great and popular, then you take it and add a new beat and your own voice to it thats silly to me.
    BTW i love Dr.Dre, Biggie,Beastie Boys, and Snoop that shit is badass and catchy as hell. But mainly Kanye and JayZ constantly talk over other artists shit which comes off lack of creativity.
     
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    Sampling is what rap is based on due to lack of having money to buy equipment to make their own music it was a way to create without all the expenses of buying drums guitars etc. So we found a way to create from sampling drum loops on other peoples music and it worked rap was created by poor minorities and it still takes skill to cut and sample and make records sound better than the original you dont know enough about this music or culture to throw blanket statements out about rap and so what if everyone that raps that YOU KNOW is trying to get out of a bad circumstance you should be glad they're using that energy to be productive instead of robbing you
     
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    Lmao thats what you dont get they had the mind to be creative enough to take a sound that would go unnoticed by someone like you and make it into a chart topping song by putting their original lyrics behind it ... and you haven't even heard all of the talented wordsmiths that would make you appreciate rapping as an art form so how can you say it doesnt take talent when you're not even educated on it there is a live hip hop band called the roots they are the house band for Jimmy Fallen and they are incredible and they use all live instraments and have a human beat box specialist so before you go talking what you dont know go do some research
     
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    Haven't seen any indication that he is hung so no reason so far to think that he is. Talented and very savvy, but nothing indicating if he's small, average, or hung.
     
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    the roots dont sample other peoples music. They are talented musicians. I know im being harsh about rap and i dont mean to disrespect it because it is a genre, but something that annoys me is when someone says omg i love that pdiddy song(which sampled zeppelin) and im thinking you fool thats zeppelin wtf. But anyway i get it, some rap i like, sorry jayz is not one of them for me.
     
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