Don't fret, JJ_Flash_x, we're not laughing at you, we're ... okay, maybe we are laughing at you! :
Donk: You know, this thread reminds me of a t-shirt series that was popular with "the kids" a few years ago. They were joke advertisements for "Big Johnson" sporting goods. They featured slogans along the lines of "You're a winner if you have a Big Johnson" and cartoons of a little nerdy guy in glasses who was surrounded by busty girls while he apparently used his "Big Johnson" to bungee jump, fish from high bridges, drive golf balls, etc. (The "johnson" itself was never pictured. The little guy would be shown, for example, from the back while he was fishing off a bridge.)
Icarus213: Yeah, I remember those shirts- they were awesome. It was one of those puns where the double meaning was so obvious, you couldn't help but think it was naughty (when you were 12, of course). I haven't seen one in years.
Anybody seen that 3-legged soccer player?
Pecker
P.S. - Big Johnson is still popular among the race crowd. At every race on the NASCAR circuit you will find at least one Big Johnson souvenier trailer among the others which feature the drivers and their car manufacturers.
I guess he'd make a great flag man at the start-finish line - his pole is long enough.
Pecker
P.S. - Big Johnson is still popular among the race crowd. At every race on the NASCAR circuit you will find at least one Big Johnson souvenier trailer among the others which feature the drivers and their car manufacturers.
I guess he'd make a great flag man at the start-finish line - his pole is long enough.
gentile456: Yup I remember clearly that when the bridge went down, I had to whip out my schlong to get people to safety. They crossover without harm.
What the hell...? This thread has gone off the deep end. Can't we hack it away?
jerkin4-10: i really dont understand why this is so unbelievable...i would love to relate my story about competing in the 76 olympics with my US teammates...one nite before the finals, several of the guys and I were doing this wicked combo of hash, coke and whippets...and one guy proclaims in front of everyone in the pole vault pit to have the biggest dick of all the vaulters, and proceeds to pull out a really nice what appeared to be a 10 incher...well...all the russians just gasped... ...well not to be out-done...i pulled out the 36 incher...[which i have to tuck in my boots because of my 32 inch inseam] took one look at the ass on this lady sprinter stretching on the infield not too far from us...and stiffened right up...instructed the pit-keeper to set the bar at 22 feet...everyone was just amazed at the site of my penis...i headed to the end of the runway...the whole olympic stadium was in a hush...
taking my huge member in hand, sprinting towards the pit...planting my enormous member into the plantbox...somersaulting 3 times as i head skyward...arching my back to clear the lofty bar easily...and landing on my feet...afterwards i was awarded the honorary gold medal because my vault didnt count because i used 'non-standard' equipment...
alas, cheated out of the gold in montreal...but i did sleep with every woman in the stands afterwards... ;D
...well not to be out-done...i pulled out the 36 incher...[which i have to tuck in my boots because of my 32 inch inseam] took one look at the ass on this lady sprinter stretching on the infield not too far from us...and stiffened right up...instructed the pit-keeper to set the bar at 22 feet...everyone was just amazed at the site of my penis...i headed to the end of the runway...the whole olympic stadium was in a hush...taking my huge member in hand, sprinting towards the pit...planting my enormous member into the plantbox...somersaulting 3 times as i head skyward...arching my back to clear the lofty bar easily...and landing on my feet...afterwards i was awarded the honorary gold medal because my vault didnt count because i used 'non-standard' equipment...
alas, cheated out of the gold in montreal...but i did sleep with every woman in the stands afterwards... ;D
jerkin4-10: pecker...your close...but it was more like 200,000..and almost forgot...did it all in 15 minutes...
