This odious man seems to have an obsession with all things homosexual ... In his most recent Sun newspaper column he complains about getting messages on his computer from somebody called Patrick who calls him "Pouf Lips". In an enthralling discussion on cows and methane gas ,he refers to the Lib Dems as " a bunch of pillow biters who like to go to bed with rent boys". He then hilariously adds that the cows can have their bottoms plugged up and again mentions this in context with the Liberal Democrats ... Poor cows ! Poor us ! Boring ... Back to the closet, Jem tout de suite . Where is Gary Bushell when you really need him ?