Jerk off: Shower vs. bed

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either place but i like it in bed and i love to put a condom on right before i shoot my load to watch the resevoir fill up. i have an unusally huge load and powerfull ejaculation and it helps with the clean up too!
 

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When I first started to cum (as a 10 yo) I jo'd mostly in bed at night (or morning) or whenever I was awake and had a hard on. Originally I would catch the juice in my hand and then eat it but it wasn't long before there was too much to hold in my hand so after that I just let it go in the bed. I slept alone in a double bed and I would just move over to the dry side.

Unlike some who have posted here, I could j o and cum in any position (and just about anywhere). I never tried it standing on my head but I have no doubt the result would have been the same as in any other pose.

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Always the bed or couch. Never in the shower. Standing up and jerking off with soapy water is too much of a balancing act and very hard on the legs.
 

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Survey to all you guys out there: when you've only got say 5 or 10 minutes for a jerk off, do you jerk off more lying in bed or doing it in the shower? The bed provides comfort, the shower provides the water/soap. This is assuming you're at your own home and not out somewhere. Also, do many do it in a stall at work for a break?

I haven't benn able to cum in the shower since I was 12 years old. Now I have to lay in bed and use gay porn to get off.
 

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If I wake up alone (having snored through my squeeze's waking up, showering, and going to work) I may -- though rarely -- whack off in bed. My squeeze, however, jacks off in the shower on those mornings I sleep in and uses my mobile phone's video feature to capture the aw and the wonder of his lathered spurting woody for me to enjoy later that day. It's his idea of a Valentine, irrespective of the day or month.

I've yet to ask him if he realizes I can send those videos to anyone anwhere in the world. So far, I've only forwarded them to my laptop via WiFi.

Anyway, my squeeze obviously prefers to whack off in the shower (unless I devour his cock and suck him dry while fucking him).

Life is good.
 

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has to be in bed - or at least some horizontal position.

i actually have a low-blood pressure thing that makes me pass out easily. on more than one occasion i have found myself waking up on the shower floor after a jackoff. luckily i have never cracked my head open. my orgasms can be pretty intense. combine that with the hot water and steam from a shower ... and bam, i find myself laying on the floor. but man - those are great jackoffs!
 

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has to be in bed - or at least some horizontal position.

i actually have a low-blood pressure thing that makes me pass out easily. on more than one occasion i have found myself waking up on the shower floor after a jackoff. luckily i have never cracked my head open. my orgasms can be pretty intense. combine that with the hot water and steam from a shower ... and bam, i find myself laying on the floor. but man - those are great jackoffs!

Wow! you must be a vampire. Try drinking more synthetic blood. That should help.
 

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Either place is fine. The fun is in the jacking, not the time or place. Of course in the shower does make for a quicker clean up.
 
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11 in 10 dermatologists recommend not jacking in the shower.
 

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Shower. Love to turn the water to cold and then jerk off. Then my balls get drawn deep into my body and when i cum, i cum all over my pubes. I then just wash it down with soap. Sumtimes i jerk off with a finger in my ass too. The water makes it cleaner and easier than jerking in bed.
 

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I'd have to pick bed over shower. I can't seem to get a full hardon in the shower and it takes a while to cum in there...I feel guilty about the amount of water I'm wasting. However, chair is much better than bed for me...love edging and can do that for a while in the chair.