jerk-off stories

[BradPittsDick69]

My ultimate jerk-off story:
When I was at University, I went out one night with a group of friends. One chick there I had a major crush on. She was a huge flirt, but wold always kick you in the balls whenever I tried my luck (not literally). She ended up with another guy this night - one of our lecturers! I was drunk, horny and crushed!

There was no way I was going home without shooting a load of jizz. I stopped at all the filling station on the way home but the toilets were locked. Eventually I stopped at a mall parking lot on the way home and went behind the wall, ripped my shirt off, pants around my ankles and started to whip it back and forth. I heard a noise behind me and heard voices and a head popped round the corner. It sounded like one of the other girls I studied with. I was horrified. The car sped off and I finished my busniess. Because I was drunk I couldn't be sure what happened, but on Monday back at varsity, everyone was clearly talking about me. The girl who had seen me took lunch outside my window, but when she and her friend saw me made sure to sit far out of sight probably thinking I was jacking off under the desk! The guys were also making lots of choke the chicken etc jokes around me. No one ever said anything directly, but I knew...

PS I love jerking off in public places - its a major turn-on. I guess its the risk of getting caught. I used to often jerk off at urinals in public toilets at malls and at university. Making sure that you cum and wash up before anyone comes in results in an amazing orgasm. I used to shoot above the urinal sometimes. I sometimes used to strip naked, so I had to cum, wash up and dress before anyone came in. Guess my time was coming. I guess I also had the fantasy of a hot young guy catching me getting turned on by my hot body and hot cock and joining in on the fun...

 

[sevencirc]

I remember a few pretty good j.o. sessions. Occasionally I'd be driving
home at night and be thinking about any one of a number of my handsome older friends, and fantasizing him naked with a hard-on, and me sucking his cock. I'd get so horny I'd just pull off in the emergency lane, get out, pull out my stiffening rod, and jerk off right there. I might even yell out, (insert name): "I wanna suck your cock and lick your balls so bad!" I'd dump a big load right on the side of the road. A few times there would be a car coming so I'd usually jump back in the car or ease
off until they passed. It was great when there was a full moon out and
you could really see your own throbbing cock shooting loads of cum.

 

[peevee]

Does this count. I was being groped in a subway car during rush hour. The much older man standing in front of me pulled out my cock and started stroking it right there. It was so crowded that no one noticed. I shot my load all over his slacks and went to work. Something about being in a public space is so exciting!!

 

[sevencirc]

Wow, peevee....that sounds hot. Did the older guy say anything to you?
Was he sporting a hard-on too? Sounds like an exciting, though quick,
j.o. session. Cool.

 

[peevee]

He was totally hard. I jerked him but did not pull it out of his pants. I was only like 22yrs old and believe it or not very SHY. I think I did make him cum though. Poor guy's suit was a mess! He did not say a word, just carried on with our day. I love the morning commute.

 

[B_elielliot12]

God, I guess I'm a real perv, but I've had so many crazy experiences. In addition to pulling over to jerk it, I've done it on the drive several times too. I's quite a rush when you're worried about truckers seeing you or even the possibility of a cop pulling you over. I've jerked off in front of a girl I met in a nightclub, while in the nightclub bathroom. I've jerked off in several adult movie theaters. When I was in the Army, I even would jerk off late at night while on the night shift. I knew I had the office to myself so I'd rub my cock without taking it out and just shoot a load inside my pants. It was dark outside and our uniforms were often dirty, so I did that quite a few times.

My personal favorite at the moment, because it's the most recent, is the session I had about a month ago. I was staying over at a friends' place while traveling (she lived in another country here in Europe). I'd wanted her for some time but wouldn't make a move since she was too good of a friend. I slept beside her in bed though and was so hard in the morning. She went to take a shower and left me alone in her room for a couple minutes. I just couldn't fight it. There was no toilet paper or anything around either and so I made a move for her laundry basket. Using a pair of her panties, I came in under 30 seconds to give me enough time to properly clean up. Man, was that a rush.

 

[sevencirc]

He was totally hard. I jerked him but did not pull it out of his pants. I was only like 22yrs old and believe it or not very SHY. I think I did make him cum though. Poor guy's suit was a mess! He did not say a word, just carried on with our day. I love the morning commute.

I'm surprised the old guy had the balls :smile: to pull your cock right out in
the first place, depsite the crowded subway. Wonder how many times
he tried that and succeeded?! Guess I gotta visit the city and find a
crowded sub....I'd love to have an older guy stroke my cock like that in
a public setting -- must've been unbelievable!!

 

[B_elielliot12]

Of course if we're not talking jerking off on our own, there are some great ones too. I got a handjob at an ancient viking settlement while a group of tourists was learning about how vikings made pottery or something. There were families just about 10-15 feet away from us (hidden behind some trees). I was more nervous then than I'd ever been. Ended up shooting a ton down my gf's blouse. Great time.

 

[231626]

My ex jerked off in a restraunt for me. He cummed in my hands under the table. Very pretty mess.

 

[231626]

My personal favorite at the moment, because it's the most recent, is the session I had about a month ago. I was staying over at a friends' place while traveling (she lived in another country here in Europe). I'd wanted her for some time but wouldn't make a move since she was too good of a friend. I slept beside her in bed though and was so hard in the morning. She went to take a shower and left me alone in her room for a couple minutes. I just couldn't fight it. There was no toilet paper or anything around either and so I made a move for her laundry basket. Using a pair of her panties, I came in under 30 seconds to give me enough time to properly clean up. Man, was that a rush.

Interesting story. I would love to find cum in my panties.....as long as I know who did it anyway!

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Mariz ... that sounds like a great way to order dessert!

 

[231626]

The best part was the look on his face after he was done. I won't forget that. He was so embarrassed and nervous afterwards like he didn't know what he'd done.

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Did you talk him into doing it or was it his idea?

 

[231626]

I'm pretty sure it was my idea, but I can't remember.

My best story involves the same boyfriend though. Perhaps this should be in another thread but oh well. He had cheated on me the night before and I found out when the girl showed up at the club we were at. I was so angry at him and found one of my classmates from school who was also a friend of my boyfriend. I took him into the bathrooms (they are unisex there) and gave him a blowjob. I let him cum in my mouth but he shot some in my hair and on my shoulder. My boyfirend was pounding on the bathroom door asking me to unlock it the whole time. When we came out I'm pretty sure he saw what was on me. But he never asked. We dated for another couple months and never talked about it again. I guess we reached an understanding to what would happen next time.

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Were you wearing that tiara at the time? A little cum in your hair would look great with that on!

 

[231626]

No no, I don't wear the tiara much. That was for one themed evening at the local gay club. And I don't care for cum in my hair or on my tiara. I specifically said in my panties!

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Sorry, I'll aim more carefully next time!

 

[534346]

1) More than several times I have stopped my car out in the country, in the moonlight with the headlights on, and walked naked down the road jerking off, sometimes laying down on the road until I came on myself. Once I had to sprint back to the car, my hard cock flapping wildly as I sprinted. I got back into the car in time before the approaching car got close.
2) Once, while staying alone in a hotel room, I got so horny I stepped out in the hallway naked to finish cumming in the middle of the hall onto the carpet.

 

[Mike790]

I did it one time with my friend. It was after swimming in my pool that we went into the sauna. Obviously, we were chatting about girls and fucking and other shit like that. After that, he got changed in the changing room but he didn't lock the door, and I thought that he was done so I walked in, by accident. He turned away to hide his cock and he was like "wtf bro", I apologised, but being the cheeky fucker I am I said,"haha I bet you have a tiny dick anyways, that's why you wanna hide it so bad". He responded "fuck you I'm wey bigger". I said "no way, wanna bet" he agreed and we got our dicks out. We were still soft so I was like we have to get hard to compare so I put on some porn on my phone. I stroked his dick, and as an excuse I said you have to get hard for this to work. He rubbed my cock too. We compared side by side and I realised how stupid I was. I thought that being about 7.1in was big but he was more than 8. I was speechless at his beautiful massive perfect cock. He won and he knew it. To not make me feel bad he was like let's jerk off each other first one to get the other to cum wins. I was already about to cum, so he only took about a minute to make me cum. Before I cummed tho I moaned "I'm gonna cum" and he started to suck my dick. It was then that I shot the biggest load of life into his mouth. It felt sooooo good. I sucked him off as well and he came all over my abs. It was so warm and nice. The next day we went to the gym and after some posing and comparing abs and pecs we showered and jerked off again.

 

[Amarantha Donovan]

I always jerk off under the covers in bed at home, a pair of my brother's underwear wrapped around my hard cock so I don't cum on the blanket. This is risky. We live in a camper trailer, so there's not a lot of privacy. It's incredibly exciting to cum in my brother's underwear and sometimes I even imagine him sucking me off under the covers. It makes me cum a huge load when I do it. When I'm finished off, I put his jizz filled underwear in the dirty laundry and hope that mom sees it and gets dirty thoughts.