Jerking off at Walmart

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Not me.....but was in the store today and had to use the bathroom. Of the two toilets (one urinal), one had a sign out of order and someone was using the other stall. I waited for a few minutes hopeing whoever it was would finish. Shortly I saw feet movements and heard flushing. Imagine my shock when this gorgeous guy stepped out.:tongue:

I went in and shot the door then set down on the seat. I looked over and cum stains were dripping off the inside door and down on the floor.

I started getting a boner just thinking about it.

After I finished, I hoped I would spot him inside the store and get another look at this hunk. :rolleyes:

No luck. :mad:
 
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Not me.....but was in the store today and had to use the bathroom. Of the two toilets (one urinal), one had a sign out of order and someone was using the other stall. I waited for a few minutes hopeing whoever it was would finish. Shortly I saw feet movements and heard flushing. Imagine my shock when this gorgeous guy stepped out.:tongue:

I went in and shot the door then set down on the seat. I looked over and cum stains were dripping off the inside door and down on the floor.

I started getting a boner just thinking about it.

After I finished, I hoped I would spot him inside the store and get another look at this hunk. :rolleyes:

No luck. :mad:

I leaned back in my chair, looked at the ceiling and pictured the happening in my mind, trying to see if I could get into the moment. For a moment the dirty sex thing was there, but no real stirring for me. But there are probably things I like that are not in your list.

Then again, I might wake up tomorrow and think, hot. Then again I might not. We are all different, that's a kinky thought :)
 

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Not me.....but was in the store today and had to use the bathroom. Of the two toilets (one urinal), one had a sign out of order and someone was using the other stall. I waited for a few minutes hopeing whoever it was would finish. Shortly I saw feet movements and heard flushing. Imagine my shock when this gorgeous guy stepped out.:tongue:

I went in and shot the door then set down on the seat. I looked over and cum stains were dripping off the inside door and down on the floor.

I started getting a boner just thinking about it.

After I finished, I hoped I would spot him inside the store and get another look at this hunk. :rolleyes:

No luck. :mad:

Of course cum was dripping off the door, that's what happens when you shoot it.
 

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I think I might slowly become Howard Hughes and wear tissue boxes on my hands and feet. Ick and ew!
 
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Probably was the guy that collected all the shopping trolleys in the Wallmarts car park, placing his hands all over their handles.....:) :) :)
 
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and you were hoping to achieve what by posting this here and permanently damaging my inner child? Seriously I wish there was an "undo" or "reset" button for my brain when i read shit like this.

You ever wonder how George Michael got busted by vice in the pisser?

Seriously more porn with lube or role play with your mate; this kind of stuff is bad for you. What if that handsome devil was a cop or Jeffery Dahmer?
 

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I personally think Wal-Hell is about as erotic as a funeral home.....oh, wait...Im sure someone out there is turned on by those too 0.o.

Now Autozone.....that's another story :p

You know, I could totally fuck in a garage lol. Never auto zone lol because of the windows and cameras. Not into that voyerism thing at all XD.