Jerking off in bed

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i have an old sock that has all my cum on it. it can practically stand up but its works.


... It works huh?... it works as a sock? or a cum rag? HAHA! Just playin :p

Anyway... I just jerk off, shoot onto my belly and get up and use a towel to clean off my hand/belly... usually I let the awesome feeling of orgasm course through my body for a few seconds after cumming, then i hop out of bed (and because I have sticky loads, they usually don't run for a good minute or 2) and wipe off :p
 

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This might not work depending on your body type but this is what i do:
I lie on my back and wedge tissues on either side of waist. When I cum I aim for the vally made by my abs (I aim as low as possible, if i aim high it will shoot overy my head). The cum that is not contained within the abs will either stick to my chest somewhere or slide down my waist (works if waist is thin in comparison to hips and rib cage) where the tisues will collect it.
 

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Hey guys,

This may sound like a bit of a stupid question, but how do you jerk off in bed and not get cum everywhere? I mean, it would be good at the time when you're really horny but what about the next morning or the next night when you have all this dried cum all over your sheets...

I have played with my cock in bed before but never shot my load for fear of making a mess. I just go to the bathroom to finish myself off.

If anyone has a technique that results in no mess, let us know.
I sleep in my briefs and jerk off in them every other day in bed , after i masturbate I just change them lord knows I have plenty of them
 

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Hey guys,

This may sound like a bit of a stupid question, but how do you jerk off in bed and not get cum everywhere? I mean, it would be good at the time when you're really horny but what about the next morning or the next night when you have all this dried cum all over your sheets...

I have played with my cock in bed before but never shot my load for fear of making a mess. I just go to the bathroom to finish myself off.

If anyone has a technique that results in no mess, let us know.
most of us use what call a "cum rag"
 

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self sucking?

hold you hand with your thumb 'closed' over it to catch the cum...

eating it also makes less mess....
 

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Y'all must be shooting a lot more and a lot farther than me. I'm really lucky to clear 4 inches of air when I'm jerking off by myself (and that's when I breath heavily and pinch the end). I might shoot a foot if I've been worked-up all evening and really into the guy I'm with; but alone, not much spoo at all.

Lately, I dribble that teaspoon-worth into my hand and lick it up. Maybe wipe with a small face cloth if my hand still feels sticky.
 

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Seriously, when you're about to cum lay on your back and just aim over your stomach / towards your head. You should be fine then just clean down after.
 

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I jerk off in all locations! Haha the bed is a frequent flyer, definitely use either a tissue, or a paper towel, toilet paper.. something easy to throw out/flush down the toilet. You've just gotta be accurate!
 

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Never had that problem of my cum flying all over the place. I just lie on my bacl, legs spread and have a good wank. When I come it lands on my stomach on good days even further up on my chest. Just use paper towels or tissues to clean up when that after glow passes.
 

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I find that when I am about to shoot I slip on a woollen sock , really stimulates my cock head , soaks up my cum load and keeps my cock dry. just pop in the wash basket when I get up.