Jerking off in Hotels

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  1. Str8Man

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    Has anyone ever NOT jerked off or had sex in a hotel room? Hotel rooms make me more horny than normal. I'll bet all guys staying by themselves in hotel rooms are jerking off. Probably more than once a day. What else does a guy have to do when he's away from home? LOL
    There was a news special on how unclean hotel rooms really are, where they used a UV light to show "body fluids" on the carpet, on the bed blankets and covers... YUCK...
     
  2. Dr Rock

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    guess what? 90% of those body fluids are MINE.
     
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    Ew.

    Have to admit, though, that I'm sure I've left some biological material here and there.

    "Guilty as charged!" (gavel pounds)
     
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    That subject is precisely why I always strip the blanket and cover from the bed and ask the desk for a clean extra blanket. If I have room in my suitcase I'll even take my own pillow along.
     
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    *runs through the hotel he works in chewing on the sheets*
     
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    Laundry detergent shows up like a stain on a sheet under a blacklight too, as do most chemical cleaning agents. Not that I'm saying that people don't get off all over the place in their rooms, but the blacklight thing is not always a good predictor of clenliness. Floors will show even more stuff under a blacklight because of various things being spilled on them and 10,000 different carpet cleaners being used over time.

    Bringing your own pillow is a good idea, they wash the pillow cases, but rarely if ever do they wash a pillow. Also, the bedspreads almost never get washed in hotels. They think that everyone knows that they are supposed to take them off the bed before going to sleep.

    Most of what comes up on furniture under a blacklight is sweat. Another popular one is baby puke that the parent mostly cleaned out. In general however, hotels are extreamly picky about rooms being very clean because they can get in big trouble if they are not.
     
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    That subject is precisely why I always strip the blanket and cover from the bed and ask the desk for a clean extra blanket. If I have room in my suitcase I&#39;ll even take my own pillow along.
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    Never had an experience when I didn&#39;t while with a female companion, however I&#39;m like Pecker in some of them; I always call for housekeeping to come in & 86 those sheets at the very sign of a funky smell and/or sight. That goes for the hopper too; no way amI sitting myself down on that thing b4 the maid gets to it.
     
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    *runs through the hotel he works in chewing on the sheets*
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    :lol: I will admit I actually Laughed Out Loud In Real Life&#153; at that. *nuzzles ashlar in tender places*
     
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    Leaving aside the last paragraph, my answers is : NO. I cannot help it. Probably I don&#39;t want to :D

    I could almost bet that guys staying - by themselves and alone - in hotel rooms are jerking off. And more than once a day for sure ; who could resist the temptation of turning the TV on, selecting the free-xxx movie channel ?
     
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    :lol: I will admit I actually Laughed Out Loud In Real Life&#153; at that. *nuzzles ashlar in tender places*
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    *Laughing*

    Ahhh Rock, I love it when you pay attention to my tender places.

    Mad love.
     
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    Oops ... i posted something twice .. hate it when i do that.
     
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    Some things are worth repeating. I also got an outloud laugh from your post about the sheets, so keep &#39;em cumming&#33;
     
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    Same here&#33; When I stay in a hotel I sterilize that place from head to toe .......you would think I was the cleaning lady.
    I never brought my own pillow but I usually bring my own pillow case, although I might start bringing my own pillow too&#33;
     
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    just want to ask, how do you do it?


    i think multiple star hotels do clean their sheets well...


    iggy
     
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    Well definately...one time that comes to mind happened not too long ago during a trip. i wasn&#39;t near my normal scene and needed to shoot badly. i remember being holed up in my motel room for a good 2 hours. a fly on the wall would of seen a black guy with a very large erection milking out 2 or 3 huge loads.
     
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    just want to ask, how do you do it?


    i think multiple star hotels do clean their sheets well...


    iggy
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    I was exaggerating of course :p , I do scrub down the bathroom.......i&#39;m a clean freak at heart :)
     
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    larry93454: the first thing i do in a hotel is masturbate. that way i&#39;m not tempted to spend the entire day watching porn in the room.
     
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    Interesting, preventative masterbation.

    A new take on time management.
     
  19. Imported

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    larry93454:
    Interesting, preventative masterbation.

    A new take on time management.
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    i have been known to spend a whole day masturbating watching porn and missing important meetings. So yes, this is a time management issue. Now I have to work on penis managment&#33;
     
  20. indianaman_04

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    Always jack off in hotels here. I like to do it close to the door so if anyone is walking by they can hear meat-slapping sounds and me groaning. Something about hotels make me hornier than usual, too.
     
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