Jerking off in Hotels

[Goose_Eggs]

Originally posted by indianaman_04@Jun 13 2005, 01:54 PM
Always jack off in hotels here. I like to do it close to the door so if anyone is walking by they can hear meat-slapping sounds and me groaning. Something about hotels make me hornier than usual, too.

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lol....too funny. Hotels, airports, taxis.......any of it makes me hornier than usual and causes me to take matters even more into my own hands than usual. Funny how Pye finds travelling makes him LESS horny. I find I beat off a lot more than usual when I'm travelling, once so horny that I beat off in back of a cab while riding home from airport late one night -- I had spent the entire day in planes and airports and by 11:00 p.m. had a woody that wasn't going away without some attention. I just pulled it out and quietly (as quietly as possible, lol) tugged on it slowly until I shot goo all over the cab floor......... messy and dirty I know, but I just couldn't help it.

 

[steve319]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jul 30 2005, 04:54 PM
So you take care to leave the hotel room in better shape than you found it? Why can they hire staff like you? :lol:

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My work is done up front, man. They couldn't pay me enough to tackle a room I wasn't going to be stuck in for a week.

Nothing to be done for that carpet, though. Patches of suspicious-looking discolorations and even (brace yourself) crusty spots! I wouldn't have been too surprised to find a chalk outline on the floor somewhere.

Can't believe this place still gets business conferences.

 

[B_Hickboy]

HA!

I turn sheets, blankets and all into "red bag" trash whether I'm alone or accompanied!


After I jump up and down a bit... :bounce:

 

[D_78895t7tg]

Am always horny in hotels and j/o a lot. Was staying at a hotel this past May and my window faced another hotel across the street. Was walking around my room naked and noticed another guy across the way. Stood in front of the window for a minute and got his attention. He immediately started to rub his cock and for a few we were both jacking for each other. I motioned towards the street and we both went down and met up. He came back to my room and we jacked off together. Love unexpected jack off scenes like that.

 

[Overhung]

There's just something about a hotel elevator.....maybe it's the mirrors? I don't know but I just have to leave some dna in there. LOL JO in the hotel room just seems natural, like when you were a child and was at home alone. A little off topic but I have a new GF and she is awesome, I have never ever seen a woman get as wet as she does and over and over. I have so far just barely fucked her dry one time and she bounced right back. Anyway the first time we had sex was in a hotel and luckily we had two beds because she soaked thru the mattress on the first one!! I pity the poor folks who got that room the next day, I know most of these hotels barely just change the top sheet if that.
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[pacmansex]

Originally posted by steve319@Jul 30 2005, 01:49 PM
Of course, it made a fantastic environment in which to read this creepy/cool/funny/freaky book I took along, House of Leaves. I think I recall someone here mentioning having read it...?

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AWESOME BOOK

 

[Mestisamo]

I worked nights at the front desk of a hotel and had a lot of fun trying to figure out who was there to sleep and who was there to fuck - and offered a lot of dick in the process. This will probably sound bizzare, but I would do my rounds when I saw a paticularly anxious couple checking out, and check out the room. Wet spots, cum rags and sticky tissues, along with the heavy smell of sex - Grrrrrr! All I could do not to mess up my suit. I usually told the guy that worked with me that I was on the stairs getting some exercise, so the sweat didn't look too out of place. :evilgrin:

 

[Mestisamo]

:bounce: BTW...just went on a trip and had a pretty dismal stay at a hotel. I guess there are some rooms that should probably be disinfected and scrubbed with a wire brush - Yikes! The only saving grace was that it was right next door to a bookstore. It was pretty funny having a hotel, Denny's and a Dirty book store within a block radius.

 

[KinkGuy]

Naked
Jerking off
Standing at window
At The Bellagio, Las Vegas
Overlooking the fountain
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Last week


There are probably a few tourist pics wandering around the net. Oh well.

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

That was YOU?!

 

[Pye]

Originally posted by KinkGuy@Sep 14 2005, 08:17 PM
Naked
Jerking off
Standing at window
At The Bellagio, Las Vegas
Overlooking the fountain
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Last week


There are probably a few tourist pics wandering around the net. Oh well.

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ah to have been in the Eiffel Towel looking in your window

 

[goodboygonebad98]

I travel alot for work, and spend many a night in a hotel room. You have to jerk off when you are staying in a hotel. I think it is just one of those unwritten rules that you have to just follow. I think I have blew my load in ever hotel I have ever stayed in. Didn't you know, that is why there are so many towels in the bathroom. :7

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by Pye@Sep 14 2005, 06:28 PM
ah to have been in the Eiffel Towel looking in your window

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Oh hell, I'll come over to your house and whack off!

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by Hung Muscle@Sep 14 2005, 06:22 PM
That was YOU?!

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Were you the one with the telephoto lens? Send me the pics.

 

[Pye]

Originally posted by KinkGuy+Sep 14 2005, 09:54 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(KinkGuy &#064; Sep 14 2005, 09:54 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pye@Sep 14 2005, 06:28 PM
ah to have been in the Eiffel Towel looking in your window

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Oh hell, I&#39;ll come over to your house and whack off&#33;

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You&#39;d travel all that way only to JO?

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by Pye+Sep 14 2005, 07:55 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pye &#064; Sep 14 2005, 07:55 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by KinkGuy@Sep 14 2005, 09:54 PM
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@Sep 14 2005, 06:28 PM
ah to have been in the Eiffel Towel looking in your window

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Oh hell, I&#39;ll come over to your house and whack off&#33;

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You&#39;d travel all that way only to JO?

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To start with.

 

[10inchdude]

was travelling around australia and staying in hotels. one morning i had a big wank while listening to my MP3 player. never heard a knock at the door and got caught jerking my huge cock.

The house kepper just could get over the size forget the fact i was wackin off about to blow.
made for an intersting stay in the hotel

 

[openfly]

Always jack off in hotels here. I like to do it close to the door so if anyone is walking by they can hear meat-slapping sounds and me groaning. Something about hotels make me hornier than usual, too.

LOVE that you like for others to hear your 'meat-slapping sounds'! I like doing that in restrooms so other guys know I'm jacking.

 

[deleted300444]

I used to live across the street from a downtown hotel for about 7 years.

There was often guys jerking off; either curtains open and lying on bed or right up at the window.

Hotel beat off is an epidemic.