Jerking off in outer space
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Erm, wouldn't you just wait until lights out to wank, and then use a cumrag to catch the spunk? I mean, that way nobody would have to be directly aware anyone else was wanking and wouldn't have to worry about being caught. Plus, while Zero G cumshots could get messy, lack of gravity does not prevent fluids from being absorbed by appropriate materials 
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By the way, I have never group wanked in outer space, honest!
.By the way, I have never group wanked in outer space, honest!
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I was going to say that. They could make a special one that attaches to the urinal thing that I think they have. Though I honestly don't know how a space bathroom works.
Though I think masturbating in 0 G would be pretty awesome the first time.
I agree. I'm sure a lot of people know what it is like. Few guys are going to hang out in a can floating in space for a week without having tried it.
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Without gravity, you could shoot for distances that are Guiness Book of records material!
Once the jizz left your cock, it would just keep going in a straight line until it hit something..like your fellow astronaut or a very important switch...
Maybe they could have scheduled times in the airlock where they can wank themselves silly and then open the airlock to space to clean the cum out.
It would be weird once back on Earth staring up at the stars and knowing your sperm was in orbit.:biggrin1:
Once the jizz left your cock, it would just keep going in a straight line until it hit something..like your fellow astronaut or a very important switch...
Maybe they could have scheduled times in the airlock where they can wank themselves silly and then open the airlock to space to clean the cum out.
It would be weird once back on Earth staring up at the stars and knowing your sperm was in orbit.:biggrin1:
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This is a thought provoking thread......and also funny as hell!
My mind has been running wild thinking of the possibilities.....:biggrin:
My mind has been running wild thinking of the possibilities.....:biggrin:
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Pablo said the fleshlight. Something like that would work pretty good. You could rinse it and put it in whatever they use for washing dishes in space. It's just the whole idea that it would be acknowledged and people would know why it was in the dishwasher.
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A dishwasher?? I don't think the shuttle has the same facilities as the USS Enterprise. I don't even think they have dishes. All the food is in toothpaste like tubes which they suck out...which gets me thinking..if you could get a fellow astronaut to give you a blow job, (and you give him one too), problem solved!
Win win really, no mess, and added protein.
Win win really, no mess, and added protein.
